I am obsessed with this absolutely unhinged French Quarter apartment listing that just popped up on Tulane Classifieds
Just when I think I’ve got a handle on what’s going on here I notice another completely insane detail that makes me feel like I’m high on laudanum
Of course no real estate listing is complete without a 4-screenshot long description written by a clearly insane person
I would risk entering this apartment and being cursed for life to learn what’s behind this roped off area
Don’t forget the passive aggressive microwave labels and large crystal bottle of what I hope is Creme de Menthe!
This looks like a room in a Kate Bush song about a sad woman who dies of acute incense smoke inhalation
Some googling has revealed that the arcade game in the upstairs bedroom is about a clown named Mr. Do! Totally not creepy. Absolutely nothing sinister about that at all.
Two things: 1) what the hell is this small screen at the foot of the bed, and 2) oh my god that extension cord situation is going to burn down the entire French Quarter
The listing was deleted from Tulane Classifieds (for the second time!) but luckily I took a screenshot of the bathroom before that happened. Obviously this apartment comes stocked with red towels and washcloths.
Unfortunately I did not screenshot the other photo of the bathroom which reveals a shocking twist — the shower tile is blue