Ne ke jola le baby girl wa mo zulu. Go le nice. Cross boarder things. Joburg ne ke sa mmone ka sepe, ke kgona go phakela ke tswa teng ka Monday ke ya tirong😂😂😂 https://twitter.com/Brii_wa_tsotsi/status/1260292592744439808
I am not going to sit here and lie to you guys, the sex was GREAT!!!😂😂😂 That is probably the main reason for all the decisions I made in that relationship.
So about 7 months into the relationship, baby girl tells me that she has been trying to apply for school (COP) and go a pala. So I tell her to come do it this side, I will pay. (This was during pillow talk, a time at which I made major decisions without hesitation🤦🏾‍♂️)
So she moves this side, then moves in with me. Ke ha go le monate. First week, sex everyday, everywhere in the house (even on the bonnet of my car in the garage😭😭❤️), home cooked meals ha ke chaisa. Making future plans during that long evening bath time.
Somewhere between 2nd and 3rd week, tlof tlof ya fokotsega, I brush it off. So remember, baby girl is from SA, she has no friends this side, so everywhere I go, she goes. Groove le majita, she is there. At first it was sharp, but then things started changing...
If I remember correctly, baby girl only went to school twice a week. So on days that she is off, I would come home from work and she would want to chat with me, nna ke lapile ke bata go tsaa nap 2mins. Ke taabo ke ngalelwa.
Sometimes I would want to watch football, taabo go timiwa tv a bo gotwe "talk to me, entertain me" ENTERTAIN ME JANG RE JEWA KE NEWCASTLE??? 😭😭😭
By the 4th month I was only getting sympathy fucks honestly, bo 1 round hela gore ke emise go ngongorega. I remember one saturday we went out grocery shopping, then I drove past the office to go home. She calculated the time it took us from CBD to Phakalane...
Then next Monday I got home around 6pm from work, ke ha ke omangwa a mpotsa gore where did i go to from work. I told her I was stuck in traffic, she said i was lying because it took us 15mins to get home from the office ka saturday...
I told her it was because there was no traffic then, owaii, go tsene ka fa go tswa kafa😭😭😭 then came the time when she wanted to lose weight and tone up. Fuck I was in hell!😭😭😭 Jer decision ainvolved me. Ke gore we BOTH had to lose weight and eat healthy😩😩
She woke me up one saturday and told me we should walk from Phaks to APJ and back! I DIDN'T WANT TO LOSE WEIGHT😭😭😭 we argued, I gave in. I remember re tsamaya ha turn off ya glen valley, robot ya Sebele ke ha ele kgakala, there was even a mirage 😭😭😭 I almost died that day
Le dijo tsa mo lapeng ke ha di chencha. We stopped buying meat. It was just vegetables. Le gone we never ate those vegetables, we drank them😭😭😭 She bought a blender and everytime I say I am hungry, o utwa blender bo lela in the kitchen. Fucken hated that thing😭😭
I drank carrots and spinach for dinner every night. At this point i didn't even recognise my own farts😭😭 Ha ele sex yone ne ke e bonela mo Game of Thrones😭😭😭😭
Kana ne ke ja nama ko tirong ha go ile go rekwa magwinya le marapo phakela😩😩😩 this was around end of month 5, begining of month 6. Tota hela i was just waiting for her to finish school and go back home at this point. Ke ne ke lapile😩😩
I remember our biggest argument was when she said I should quit beer. We argued so much that I left that night and slept in the car. I parked at a spot ya guys ba G4S and slept there. Spent the whole day with them after telling them my story. Went back home ka bo 10pm.
I was tired of drinking vegetables, i was tired of morning walks, i was horny, i missed football and groove😭😭😭😭 she finished school, moved back to SA. We dated for about 3 months after that we broke up. Ke bakile! I threw away that fucken blender.
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