Wormtongue

- 100% gaslighting you
- has never changed the sheets, ever
- “Name five of their songs, poseur”

The Witch King

- despite obvious predilection for gender-bending, doesn’t respect anyone else’s pronouns
- listens to screamo at ear splitting volumes
- won’t post photos of you together on Insta bc you’re bad for his aesthetic

Last by special request, Thorin:

- historical figure he relates to most is Lord Byron
- needs constant reassurance that he’s hotter than your exes
- won’t just come out and call you a gold digger, but he’s thinking it

Cc @CanadiEnby