Oh hey people who finally realize Robert Pattinson is a king, welcome: here are a few rules (a thread):

We do not speak of Twilight at all whatsoever. It was basically his “I’m a stripper for survival mode,” job. The only difference is that there’s nothing wrong with being a stripper

We do not bring up his mop of a costar in said movie and compare them. One is a talented lovingly weirdo and the other...a mop

We do not obsess or speak of his personal life as if we actually know what’s going on. We don’t. That ain’t got nothin to do with us.

We recognize his long-time fans have endured a lot being compared to some crazy insane fans. They’re easily identifiable by carrying Twilight memorabilia. Yes it’s embarrassing

We support the roles he’s chosen because they’re off kilter and make no sense to a normal person but realize Rob is not normal so it works.

Call him R-Pattz and a curse will happen on you and your ancestors.

Thanks for being part of the normal side of the fandom and seeing the light. Stay safe, wear a mask, practice social distancing, and Jeff Epstein did not kill himself.