GIMME THE TEXT OF THAT PELOSI BILL NOW
I’m finna lay on the beach and drink Truly and tear every ounce of stupid woke pork in that monstrosity to shreds
I’m finna lay on the beach and drink Truly and tear every ounce of stupid woke pork in that monstrosity to shreds
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Btw. Cracking Truly number 1.
Nancy easing us into it with food stamp spending, since we’re all gonna be on them:
$3 billion for CNP
$1.1 billion for WIC
$10 billion for SNAP
$150 million for CAP, wonder if that’s a typo and she forgot some zeroes
Nancy easing us into it with food stamp spending, since we’re all gonna be on them:
$3 billion for CNP
$1.1 billion for WIC
$10 billion for SNAP
$150 million for CAP, wonder if that’s a typo and she forgot some zeroes
$1,822,000 for food stamps in the Northern Mariana Islands. They have 12 confirmed cases of Wuhan virus. 2 deaths.
$410,000,000 for the Census Bureau. In 2018, the Census Bureau had 4,285 employees.
So that’s $96,000 per f**king employee.
No bureaucrat left behind!!!
So that’s $96,000 per f**king employee.
No bureaucrat left behind!!!
Welp, more money for NOAA, to hand out to fisheries participants.
$100,000,00. This is after the CARES Act already allocated $300,000,000 for this purpose
$100,000,00. This is after the CARES Act already allocated $300,000,000 for this purpose
We just borrowed another $3 trillion to fight this virus, what’s another $100,000,000 to fight.....wife beating.
We need a stimulus package for fighting wife beating because we locked everyone in their homes for two months, and now we need to pay $100,000,00 to fix it. Wow
We need a stimulus package for fighting wife beating because we locked everyone in their homes for two months, and now we need to pay $100,000,00 to fix it. Wow
$50,000,000 for Legal Services Corporation.
Because we all know that criminal defense attorneys are the real heroes fighting this virus.
Because we all know that criminal defense attorneys are the real heroes fighting this virus.
Hold up I gotta put sunblock on
Ohhhhh baby, here comes the state bailouts. $540,000,000,000, so if you’ve overextended yourself on all your state pension programs, Nancy is gonna take care of you.
Even you, Puerto Rico!
Even you, Puerto Rico!
And if the state bailout isn’t enough, there’s a local government bailout
$375,000,000,000 for whatever you need!
$375,000,000,000 for whatever you need!
$3,600,000,000 for election shit, including “Election Resilience Grants”. Or as I like to call them, “Making Dead People Vote Democrat” Grants
LOL, $24,000,000 for the FCC.
FCC employees: 1,688
$14,000 per employee. I’m legit calling this the No Bureaucrat Left Behind Act
FCC employees: 1,688
$14,000 per employee. I’m legit calling this the No Bureaucrat Left Behind Act
$1,500,000,000 for WiFi hotspots and $4,000,000,000 for high speed internet.
I F**KING TOLD YOU GUYS MEMES WOULD DEFEAT CORONAVIRUS AND NANCY PELOSI LISTENED
I F**KING TOLD YOU GUYS MEMES WOULD DEFEAT CORONAVIRUS AND NANCY PELOSI LISTENED
$25 BILLION for the post office. For lost revenue due to coronavirus.
Not the $70 billion they’re always begging for tho, so, progress?
Not the $70 billion they’re always begging for tho, so, progress?
$21,000,000 for Fish and Wildlife to develop an electronic permitting system and list injurious species.
Why the hell not
Why the hell not
$10,000,000 for the National Endowment for the Arts
$10,000,000 for the National Endowment for the Humanities
Every. Damned. Time.
$10,000,000 for the National Endowment for the Humanities
Every. Damned. Time.
$25,000,000 for migrant and seasonal work programs.
Super important while 30 million+ Americans are unemployed
Super important while 30 million+ Americans are unemployed
$100,000,000 for OSHA to hire and train more compliance officers, which will be totally necessary after workplaces across the country have closed their doors or laid down their rigs
TSA emailed me back so I have to take a break from this and bitch about that
$90,000,000,000 for governors to spend on Pre-K and public schools, however they want.
NINETY BILLION, with $30,000,000 that can be reserved just for administering it.
NINETY BILLION, with $30,000,000 that can be reserved just for administering it.
Ah yes, another $10,150,000,000 for universities, colleges, barber schools, whatever.
Because the billions they got from the CARES Act just wasn’t enough
Because the billions they got from the CARES Act just wasn’t enough
$5,000,000 for The Institute of Museum and Library Sciences, $4,500,000 for the Railroad retirement board.
Is there a formula to all this cash being thrown around or is it just random?
Is there a formula to all this cash being thrown around or is it just random?
$5,000,000 for the House, which isn’t currently working.
$30,000,000 for the GAO. 3,000 employees, $10,000 apiece! Noice!
$30,000,000 for the GAO. 3,000 employees, $10,000 apiece! Noice!
LOL remember all those Obamacare navigators that were employing identity-stealing felons?
Pelosi’s new Coronavirus Bill is bringing them back!
Pelosi’s new Coronavirus Bill is bringing them back!
We’re gonna start designating some universities as “National Centers Of Excellence in Continuous Pharmaceutical Manufacturing”
Sounds fun
Sounds fun
We’re going to force HHS to study “health inequities” by gender, race, socioeconomic, blah blah blah
Wow. We’re creating en entire new woke studies department in HHS to distribute grants and make sure there’s no “inequities”. Of course. Make it rain, money printer.
PENSION FUND BAILOUTS, EVERYBODY!
“and to pay for necessary administrative and operating expenses”
All those gazillionaire pension fund managers ain’t about to miss out on any of their gargantuan fees, nosiree f**king bob!
“and to pay for necessary administrative and operating expenses”
All those gazillionaire pension fund managers ain’t about to miss out on any of their gargantuan fees, nosiree f**king bob!
Oh God. Oh no.
The government is going to create another website. Remember Obamacare’s miltitrillion dollar disaster? Gonna look like child’s play.
The government is going to create another website. Remember Obamacare’s miltitrillion dollar disaster? Gonna look like child’s play.
Wow. They’re extending all these unemployment benefits to JUNE OF 2021.
What in the flying f**k, nobody’s gonna go back to work
What in the flying f**k, nobody’s gonna go back to work
Heh. Wouldn’t be right if there weren’t a special section to shore up the District of Columbia to shore up its cash flow
Whoa. Pelosi wants detailed reports on any technology manufactured in CHINA!!
Is it racist now, @brianstelter?!!!
Is it racist now, @brianstelter?!!!
$25,000,000 to make sure Coronavirus bennies are provided in languages OTHER THAN ENGLISH ARE YOU KIDDING PELOSI
$100,000,000 in Emergency rent assistance. Reckon it’ll go to all the states where lockdowns are extended indefinitely
MANDATED DIVERSITY AND INCLUSION REPORTS for federal banking regulators!!!
It’s amazing what your priorities are when you’ve got a $24,000 fridge full of gourmet ice cream, right @SpeakerPelosi?!
It’s amazing what your priorities are when you’ve got a $24,000 fridge full of gourmet ice cream, right @SpeakerPelosi?!
Lol banking services for CBD products? Gotta keep all those unemployed locked down folks distracted I guess
Btw I’m doing this while meal prepping. On the menu today: all this and grilled BBQ chicken. And some veggies
HAHAHAHA I shit you not, Nancy wants to Enhance the Defense Production Act to make sure it prioritizes nationalizing businesses owned by women, minorities, veterans, and the disabled.
Wokify all the things!
Wokify all the things!
You won’t have to pay your internet bill anymore bc the provider will be legally prohibited from cutting your service. Lol.