okay here we go AUB regions as hogwarts houses:

this is in no way a reflection of quidbitxh’s biases i hate all of aub equally

OSB/FEA
Slytherin: elitists, will make fun of your major or think theyre better than you, wouldn’t trust them with anything, worst people on earth

Bio/Phys/Chem (sorry fafs love y’all)
Ravenclaw: wannabe smart people, LOVE to tell you their majors, mention the words “premed,” “MCAT” and “medschool” like they’re the holy trinity, no real personality besides their major

Van Dyck/Post idrk whats there but yeah that
Hufflepuff: no one *really* has an opinion about them but we all need them,, i see you med lab/audio, nursing & co.

Groval/West
Gryffindor: braver than the marines for going into majors that won’t get them employed stay strong kids solve your maths write your papers create your art use the word dichotomy