Omg im bored and haven’t seen anything bad lately so I decided to watch this new Pakistani drama and Im TWO minutes in and already LOSING it

There’s a scene of girls walking in to play basketball and all of them are wearing tshirts except the main girl is looking like an egg with this random ass hoodie so they can show a ~sxcy~ unzipping clip

I’m not an athlete but they’re playing the lamest game of b-ball ever but if u think it couldn’t get worse...egg girl ASKS the guy to Please give her the ball....and...HE DOES???

The playing in question better b w his heart bc sis’s bball is weak af

Just ur casual dad hating on his Adult female daughters having any agency to choose their life partners while ur secret creepy bf stalks u and ur parents and comes to the same restaurant Just so he fan stare at u despite u telling him not to. #boyswillbeboys

did this drama really try to play off honour killings as a joke and play “comedic” music at the back....?
wtf

dude makes a whole show about walking in class late w his clown af backpack. Matlab if the sir’s back is turned u just quietly sneak in instead of saying stupid shit and making him notice u??

Also yeah, make sure to make intense eye contact w ur gf infront of the whole class and ur sir Bc nothing is sexier than solving an equation infront of everyone

I lied. His professor calling him a genius for solving ONE basic ass question is the sexiest thing ever

Trouble in paradise.
mr Genius is FURIOUS over some clearly consensual shoulder-arm touching b/w gf and dude.

There is obviously only one rational way to deal with this

WomenareSoEmotional
MenAreSoLogical

when he care about dunya AND deen>>

u beat believe that if a woman was in this situation her academic record would be considered dust over the fact that she just admitted that she had a boyfriend lol

Lmao i love how they’re trying to portray him as a chill dude when his immediate response to (unjustified) anger is physically assaulting the other person

when u try to share your qualms about marrying a complete stranger w ur sister and she tells u ur being dumb bc ur dad is...great at dealing with the MILKMAN???

is her mom referring to about a house with adult women in it or a bakra mandi?
guess we’ll never know

once again, i am asking you.
is this a rishta proposal ya bargaining at a bakra mandi??

when u got loads of b̶a̶k̶r̶i̶s̶ i mean daughters to show off

surprise surprise they chose egg head daughter w a bf

Anyway bonus feature- golden dialogues from this epsiode.
“ you love ur parents? U must have plenty of them”
????

im done ok bye