One time I stole a framed picture of George W. Bush from a fraternity.
Then I got outed for doing it and had to return their treasured Bush.
Returning a framed 8.5”x11” printer paper image of George W Bush while hungover on a Sunday morning to a fraternity house is not something I recommend.
Fraternity houses in daylight are truly cursed.
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