So 0.5% of NYC is dead from COVID, unemployment is approaching levels my grandparents talked about, and you can see my breath outside in May.

So it didn't even phase me when I heard noises downstairs, flipped my office light on, and found a raccoon sitting at my desk chair.
For those who are curious, our trash in the garage, and I put the door down before I went to bed. It must've been in there, because the door from the mudroom to the garage was the only one open.

2020 amirite? ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
My one regret is that I did not have the presence of mind to grab my iPhone to take a picture at 3AM.
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