Immediately unfollow anyone who captions their posts with these cliches:

1) Well this just happened
2) Just wow
3) You're welcome
4) No words
5) Speechless
6) I love my friends
7) It's 5 o'clock somewhere
8) Sing like no one is listening
9) Life Goals
10) Boom

what else?

I'm aware of the illogicality of posting a top 10 list in order to deride the use of half-witted, over-used parlance.