Zak watches Lucifer, a thread starting from the end of season 2 episode 18 because i give up trying to hide the show this pain has caused

WHO HURT LUCIFER AND WHY IS HE IN THE DESERT

GIS WINGS ARE BACK SDJSKSKD

I DODNT EVEN RESLIXE THST WSS TJR SESSON FIMALE!!!! HE HSS HIS EINGS BACK!!!!!???

I HAVE NOT FELT THIS WAY ABOUT A SHOW IN SO LONG

hi why did Lucifer decide to immediately try to fuck the new lieutenant

Lucifer texting in only emojis is canon and i love it

Lucifer immediately trying to fight someone who disrespected Chloe excuse me while i kms

WHY CAN'T CHLOE SEE HIS DEVIL FACE AND ALSO WHY DID HE FUCKING CUT OFF HIS WINGS

LUCIFER IS TICKLISH AND THAT'S CANON THANK U BYE

"THEY'RE BACK AREN'T THEY?"

IM CRYING HIS WINGS JUST COME BACK

Who is Sinnerman whaT

where,,, do their wings go,,,, they can just pop out their wings through their clothes and,,, put them away again??

ok i don't appreciate that ending

i forgot to tweet and shit but maze is gay

I'm on the Mr. and Mrs. Mazikeen Smith episode

i don't like this detour from the main story

ok this is hot

Lucifer walking downstairs in the woman's silky floral robe is also hot

Lucifer with his shirt unbuttoned? also hot

Lucifer? hot

LUCIFER JUST GAVE AMENADIEL ACCESS TO HIS GRINDR????? THE PAN ENERGY

"WWLD? What would Lucifer do?"

EXACTLT WHAT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SIR

IS LUCIFER RIDING A HORSE AND SMOKING WEED I ONCE AGAIN FEEL LIKE IM ON CRACK

the way he waved goodbye to the horse and screamed "bYEEEEE"

learning that this gif is Lucifer high asf and dipping chips in chocolate because he has the munchies has made it so much better

when Dan was like "good thing pierce was here" i said "but i wasn't" at the same time as Lucifer we are the same

"once evil, always evil!"
"you're not evil, you're the devil, you punish people"

BYE

"i can see why Lucifer is so affected by you"

I HATE TBSS SHOW

amenadiel calling Lucifer out on how much he loves Chloe bye

okay wow Lucifer really flipped on Amenadiel there what the fuck

why is this episode called "welcome back, Charlotte Richards" i dojt want her back

is this episode rly about fucking pudding

Lucifer desperately crawling over his piano to avoid kissing Charlotte is a mood

Lucifer admitting he misses his mother

LUCIFER REALLY WENT AND HIRED STRIPPERS FOR CHLOE'S BIRTHDAY LMAO

oh it was Ella omg

Ella rly went to Vegas with Lucifer bc he didn't want to tell Chloe and worry her on her birthday bye

Lucifer rly married candy bc she pickpocketed him and it impressed him

CHLOE AND LINDA PARTYING IN LUCIFER'S PENTHOUSE BC LUCIFER IS IN VEGAS LMAO

"I'm Lucifer Morningstar, I can play the piano and I'm a fancy British man!"

alskdkdkdldls

THEY'RE RLY TRYING TO BREAK INTO LUCIFER'S SAFE

Lucifer rly had a girls night with Candy, drinking wine and eating ice cream in a pink snuggie and people think he's straight

LUCIFER IS RLY SINGING ON STAGE IN HOPES SOMEONE TRIES TO KILL HIM IM

CHLOE IS AWAKE AND HEARING LUCIFER CONFESSING HIS FEELINGS FOR HER BYE

THE THING IN THE SAFE WAS LUCIFER'S BIRTHDAY PRESENT FOR CHLOE IM GOIMG TO KILL MTSEKF

"well i thought since I'd never likely penetrate you, I'd commemorate the one time you penetrated me"

IM CRYING IS LOVE THEM SO MUCU

THE WAY LUCIFER JUST LEANED INTO HER HUG SJDKDKSKSK

Lucifer constantly hitting on men gives me life

a journalist is now going to try to ruin Lucifer i hate this show

didn't Lucifer already tell Dan that he stole his pudding and then Dan tried to kill him with Azrael's blade bc Dan is still hung up on who's stealing his pudding

Lucifer is,,,, juggling,,, boob implants,,,,

LINDA IS THE JOURNALIST'S EX-WIFE SJSKDKDKDLDL

THE JOURNALIST RLY WALKED INTO LUCIFER DOING A BONDAGE SESSION

EDIBLE SEX TOYS I'M SORRY W H A T

OH NO THE JOURNALIST SAW LUCIFER'S DEVIL FACE

"he's a good man, he's my friend"

and Lucifer just giving Linda this uwu face bye

HE GOT CHLOE AND LUCIFER TOGETHER SO HE COULD KILL LUCIFER I DINT WANT IT

THIS WHOLE EPISODE WAS REESE LIVING HIS HELL OH MY GOD

Lucifer trying to be domestic right Chloe and Trixie ???? more pls

HE LET TRIXIE PAINT HIS FACE

"I'm so good at flipping men they call me a skillet"

LUCIFER

he gets gayer and gayer

LUCINDA OM CRYKNG

Lucifer feeling all threatened that Chloe took off the necklace

did she really just rub an olive on her face

Amenadiel and Linda are cute

ok it's 3:30 and as much as i want to watch the next ep, it's called the sinnerman and I'm not prepared for it so bedtime

Linda and Amenadiel are cute tbh

ok someone is trying to send Lucifer a message by killing the people he did favors for stresses me out

CHLOE BEING WORRIED FOR LUCIFER'S SAFETY

THE SINNERMAN CALLED LUCIFER NONO

when he says sinnerman or sounds like cinnamon so i want to know what it hears like when he says cinnamon

LUCIFER IS TRAPPED BY THE SINNERMAN

HE KNOWS ABOUT LUCIFER'S POWERS AND HE REALLY CAN'T ESCAPE IM STRESSED

HE IS RLY TRAPPED AND NO ONE KNOWS WHERE HE IS AND THE SINNERMAN KNOWS ABOUT HIS POWERS

TODAY ON STUPID THINGS LUCIFER DOES

OH THANK GOODNESS FOR MAZE

okaywait no maze wants to fight

SHES RLY GONNA LEAVE HIM

hot take: maze is in love with linda not amenadiel that's why she's jealous

LUCIFER THINKS THE SINNERMAN KILLED CHLOE AKSLDKSKSKSKSKD

why do i feel like the sinnerman purposely got caught so that he could get Chloe and Lucifer together so that he could kill Lucifer bc he knows all about his powers and how she makes him vulnerable

maze confessing her feelings

Lucifer knows something's up too ok it's not just me

my heart is racing omg

HE'S GOING TO DO TJE DESIRE THING AND TJEN THE SINNERMAN IS GOING TO HURT HIM WHEN HE GETS CLOSE SKSKSKDKD

ok i am scarred for life

he really tore his own eyes out so Lucifer couldn't find out what he desires

I don't know how to handle seeing that

"that's so hard"
"yes, always"
excuse me sIR

my heart is actually racing over the sinnerman shit I'm too high for this

Lucifer rly just got into a roller derby rink

THERE WAS REALLY A GRENADE PLANTED TO KILL CHLOE AND LUCIFER

"no more Luciferness" i—

i love Lucifer and Chloe planning how to get the sinnerman out this is fun

LUCIFER AND CHLOE PRETENDING TO BE BOMB SQUAD TO GET OUT OF THE PRECINCT I

oof Lucifer and Pierce are a good couple

LUCIFER AND SINNERMAN RAN OFF FFS

Chloe rly thinks Lucifer was kidnapped????? you know him he literally just took shit into his own hands

took y'all long enough to realize Lucifer is fine lmao

i still feel like Lucifer got himself into a trap

oh Lucifer is considered an angel rn so he can't kill anyone wtf

"or who he might take from me" SIR JUST SAY CHLOE WE ALL KNOW YOU LOVE HER

this still really feels like a trap

i really feel like the sinnerman wants Chloe and Lucifer together so he can kill one of them

HE DID THE GIF

OH NO CHLOE IS TJERE IN FONT LIKE THUS

I've seen the scene where he covers Chloe in his wings in a gif by accident and i feel like that's happening this episode I'm

"because i was the trap" OK SO WE AGREE

THE SINNERMAN IS DEAD AND I AM MORE CONFUSED THAN I WAS IN THE BEGINNING

"i don't think you care what anyone thinks"
"that's not true! i told you, i did this for us--"

HE WAS SO OFFENDED BC HE LOVES HER AND I WANT TO DIR

LUCIFER IS GOI NG TO TRY TO KILL PIERCE TO PROVE HE'S IMMORTAL EXCUSE ME SIR

I USUALLY AGREE WIT YOU BUT THIS OS A LOT

what is with the shadows I'm scared

WHAT HE RESLLY IS IMMORTAL DJDKDKSLSLDJDKDKSLSL

CAIN PARDON ME

EXCUSE ME WHAF THE EVER LIVINF FUCK JUST HAPEPNED

LUCIFER IN THE ELVIS STYLE SUIT

Lucifer was just playing Changes by Bowie on the piano skkddkdkdjsidkskdd

he STOLE his corvette in can't believe this

did he really just,,,, turn the car on with his charm

he doESNT EVEN KNOW HOW TO DRIVE I

LUCIFER MET CHLOE EVEN BEFORE SHE WAS A DETECTIVE AND THERE WAS SOMETHING BETWEEN THEM EVEN THEN

Lucifer rly just swapped out with a fighter and ruined his own plan bc he wanted to fight Amenadiel

Lucifer MMA fighting in just dress pants and gloves??? help

hey so Lucifer grinning and growling while covered in blood is hot goodbye

well that's the story behind Lux

MAZE CUTTING OFF LUCIFER'S WINGS FOR THE FIRST TIME BYE

ok as interesting as that episode was, i don't like how it fucking cut into the whole PIERCE IS CAIN

he literally looks like a puppy whenever Chloe gets upset with him

Amenadiel literally just called Lucifer the biggest whore in the universe and it's trUE

ok so apparently Lucifer is aware of the X-Men lmao

oh this is the episode where Lucifer pretends to be married to Peirce bye

LUCIFER IS WESRING GLASSES AND ITS BEAUTIFUL

"everyone has a kryptonite, lieutenant"

see that's funny bc Tom Welling was Superman in Smallville

oh no Lucifer is a K-pop stan

also I'm realizing how bizzarre this thread sounds but it's literally all happening in the show i promise