examples of how cursed sonoma county is thread:
1. Guy Fieri living in Windsor
1. Guy Fieri living in Windsor
2. Bohemian Grove in Monte Rio
3. Windsor’s history including a camp for German prisoners of war and being home to a huge LSD lab
4. 13 Reasons Why being filmed in Sebastopol
5. Cujo and Scream being filmed in Santa Rosa
6. The Birds movie being filmed in Bodega
7. The Russian House
8. The ruins of Fountain Grove
9. this county is know for sex trafficking
10. thousands of tourists come here every year for wine and beer
11. Mia Khalifa living in Healdsburg
12. The backroads
13. When you are driving home at night and you can’t see anything bc of the fog
14. any form of Sonoma County suburbia
15. D****y K***h
16. The Petaluma Adobe
17. The fact that the Creator of Snoopy, Charles M. Schultz was based here
18. Mayacama
19. that one time I saw Tyra Banks at the nail salon
20. walmart after dark
21. Mary’s Pizza Shack
22. hits made out of dry wood at the coast
23. every male trying to be a soundcloud rapper
24. trying to figure out if you are going to a party or a sausage feast kickback
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25. The Citrus Fair
26. The Petaluma Outlets, Santa Rosa Plaza and Coddingtown mall being the most depressing places ever
27. the protests to re-open businesses in down town santa rosa
28. (credit to the lovely @Victaaahhh ) the rise of STI cases in Sonoma County https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.pressdemocrat.com/news/7364818-181/sexually-transmitted-disease-rates-skyrocket%3fview=AMP