I used to have nightmares about spooky ghouls, but now all my nightmares are "Oh no, I forgot to quit a job I worked 10 years ago and now I need to go back and see when I& #39;m scheduled or I& #39;ll get in trouble."
One might say, capitalism has literally stolen my dreams
Or I dream that in mid conversation I drop trou and poop in a garbage can, and only when the deed is done do I remember "Wait, poop goes in toilets! What have I done?!"
I don& #39;t know why I& #39;m so scared of this, I have only ever pooped according to approved methods.
or I am in university but also through some technicality I have not ACTUALLY graduated high-school so they make me go back and forth

it& #39;s never one or the other, it& #39;s always both.
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