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I used to have nightmares about spooky ghouls, but now all my nightmares are "Oh no, I forgot to quit a job I worked 10 years ago and now I need to go back and see when I'm scheduled or I'll get in trouble."
One might say, capitalism has literally stolen my dreams
Or I dream that in mid conversation I drop trou and poop in a garbage can, and only when the deed is done do I remember "Wait, poop goes in toilets! What have I done?!"
I don't know why I'm so scared of this, I have only ever pooped according to approved methods.
or I am in university but also through some technicality I have not ACTUALLY graduated high-school so they make me go back and forth
it's never one or the other, it's always both.
it's never one or the other, it's always both.
