Thread by @JakeMHS, Folks, I cannot describe how important it is that you read this [...]

This Jake Are Sick

JakeMHS

Folks, I cannot describe how important it is that you read this r/relationships post. It& #39;s an absolute Hall of Famer.

My (29F) Boyfriend (29M) keeps getting into fights with a cook at Waffle House

I am imagining Waffle House Guy in his secret lab devising more ways to make this guy& #39;s eggs wrong

It& #39;s the weekend baby. You know what that means. It& #39;s time to go to Waffle House and get in a fight with My Enemy, The Cook

I personally have never been to a Waffle House

If you call this fake you& #39;re a cop. I& #39;m going to bed.

Ok before I go to bed: please donate to @FoodBank4NYC, and look at my amazing cats Tater and Slider

I& #39;m awake now and can& #39;t believe this blew up. Please take my poll. Is the cook:

Wow

To the multiple people suggesting "The Chef& #39;s Kiss" as a title for a film adaptation of this budding romance, I salute you

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