Folks, I cannot describe how important it is that you read this r/relationships post. It's an absolute Hall of Famer.

My (29F) Boyfriend (29M) keeps getting into fights with a cook at Waffle House
I am imagining Waffle House Guy in his secret lab devising more ways to make this guy's eggs wrong
It's the weekend baby. You know what that means. It's time to go to Waffle House and get in a fight with My Enemy, The Cook
I personally have never been to a Waffle House
If you call this fake you're a cop. I'm going to bed.
Ok before I go to bed: please donate to @FoodBank4NYC, and look at my amazing cats Tater and Slider
I'm awake now and can't believe this blew up. Please take my poll. Is the cook:
Wow
To the multiple people suggesting "The Chef's Kiss" as a title for a film adaptation of this budding romance, I salute you
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