can't stop thinking about a minjoon au where joon is so excited to finally introduce his friends to his new bf jimin (who is a certified dime) but he made a fatal miscalculation because his friends have seen joon at his worst so they're like bro wtf how'd you bag him

truly joon should have seen this coming because jimin showed up to the bar in leather pants and a smoky eye (he wanted to impress joon's friends!!!!) and joon came from work and he's :/ in khakis :/ with a sauce stain on his polo

obviously joon is hot and smart but his friends are used to him breaking everything he touches and sharing his dumbass high thoughts with them at full volume so when jimin tells them he admires joon's brain they're like her?.gif

clearly joon hasn't gone FULL dork in front of jimin yet because he's trying to act all cool and they can't stop laughing at it bc when did joon get suave? joon asks jimin "what do you want to drink, baby?" and jk immediately turns to jin and says "i'm gonna go take a shit, baby"

the reason joon wants to introduce jimin to his friends is because every time he showed them a picture of jimin they told him he was being catfished. even though he was like "you can't catfish someone in person????"

when minjoon go to the bar to get another round and jimin starts pawing all over joon's thighs, tae says very politely "do you think joon has blackmail on him?" and then feels bad bc that's mean but seriously... there's something suspicious going on

the twist, because there's always a twist, is that jimin is a fuckin huge nerd who watches anime for hours every day, and he's currently hiding it from joon, this big dicked well-educated cultured perfect gentleman. tae mentions naruto and jimin white knuckles the table

they've been taking things slower than usual (jimin doesn't want joon to see his figurine collection, joon's got a tendency for post-coital mindless babbling) and they both feel like they're waiting for the other to realize they're actually a huge loser

instead yoongi takes joon aside at the bar and tells him "i love you and im happy for you but you absolutely have to lay the pipe asap before he figures out you're a huge dweebus" and the rest, as they say, is history