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come on y’all i’m finna roast the fuck out of y’all
okay anyway yeah this shit is anonymous but y’all know i’ll say it to your fucking faces...but don’t ask if it’s ab you bc some of these may apply to more than one person 
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baby there are many personality traits out there, but smoking weed isn’t one of them so imma need you to work on that
this isn’t even a roast but it’s outta pocket...it’s kinda messed up that you’re straight bc if you were an ounce of gay....spare coochie https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
mamas singing is a talenthttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💓" title="Beating heart" aria-label="Emoji: Beating heart">..but it’s not yours https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Sparkles" aria-label="Emoji: Sparkles">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧚🏾♀️" title="Woman fairy (medium dark skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman fairy (medium dark skin tone)"> hang it up and find something new
if your emotional capacity was anywhere as large as your sex drive...maybe you’d actually be somewhere by now
bitch i know you see me liking all your retweets and commenting on all your stories BE MY FUCKING FRIEND
idk you well enough (at all) to roast you and not have it be jokingly mean but...you’re white so i think that’s a roast in itself
something about the way you look just screams “i said the n word for my entire life up until getting to college”
imma really need you to stop acting like you’re too cool for me
you’re lucky we’re in lockdown bc at least this way you have an excuse for being a virgin
you just look like you have daddy issues
i just KNOW grindr is the most used app on your phone
you seem like the type of person to judge someone for using forks over chopsticks at asian restaurants
i know i said it wasn’t a big deal bc it wasn’t but if we ever go out to eat on someone else’s dime and you order something i’m allergic to again we gon have beef
when beyoncé said “if you don’t jump to put jeans on baby you don’t feel my pain” i just know you didn’t relate
last my friends told me i had a slight lisp...this year yours made me realize how slight mine actually is https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="♥️" title="Heart suit" aria-label="Emoji: Heart suit">
you’re so aloof sometimes i can’t even tell if you like me like damn can i have some emotion please
i’m still waiting for you to stop being pussy and TOP ME
you seem like the type of person who only claims to be ethnic when it’s beneficial
i actually can’t think of a single outta pocket thing to say ab u, ur probably one of the nicest people i know
it’s not even a roast just out of pocket...have sex with me..jk unless haha
i had class with you and I HATED that mf class so much that i ended up not liking everyone in it, you included LMAO. it’s gucci now u cool
