Aight I’m finna do a thread of my favorite meals Whit cooked me again.
all dis fire. I’m not breakin down every pic
Dis what I ate da other night. She brought it out to me in dis order like we was at a restaurant cuz she was tryna get some cock
She be in her bag all da time but dis probably her elite presentation meals.
DEEZ da plates I thought I knew what I was eatin until I ate it. Dat first plate is called kung pao somethin and hot AF,dat second plate got crawfish in da macaroni and I was like wtf but it’s fire & she did some Korean BBQ shit on da 3rd plate & da last one is a SWEET PIZZA
Oh she finna do it
Everything she make me be HITTIN
1st plate - some healthy shit
2nd plate - I have no idea but it know it was lobster/steak & angel hair
3rd plate - steak & shrimp fries
4th plate - all I know is it was stuffed to death wit seafood & spinach and crab cakes somewhere underneath there.
She made me Feel Aye Men Yawn wit garlic creme sauce,asparagus & potatoes last night
She tried to kill me all last week wit fried food. And some jerk chicken pasta
IDK why she randomly made me cupcakes but I’m finna eat em
This what ppl always order from Whit. And imma eat off yo plate if you order dat jerk chicken pasta. I’m sorry
Whit a baker now lol she love makin cupcakes now
She don’t even use plates no more since y’all started buyin plates. She treatin me like I’m y’all but da food still good
Seafood pasta (linguine,salmon,lobster & shrimp) topped with a crab cake and a side of stuffed clam. 😍
Idk what this is but it look like some healthy shit
I never been a chicken & waffles person but dis chicken & waffle sandwich good as hell 😂 Idk why she made this at night but I’m finna smash
These some wild ass breakfast sandwiches she makin me eat.
I feel like this the You Owe Me Some Dick platter
Before and after. 🔥🔥
I have a confession
I finally asked Whit the name of what she cooked me tonight and she said

“Salmon Alexander with brown rice and seared lemon herb green beans”

Whatever da hell dat mean
Aight plate alert

Filet mignon medium rare with Alexander sauce, green beans & rice.

And then it's fried catfish, fried crablegs and fried shrimp with gouda grits
Braised short ribs in gouda & cheddar grits topped with parmesan shredded cheeses, grape tomatoes, peppers, and poached eggs.

Dis some southern shit if I ever saw it
I honestly don’t know why Whit serve me food like I’m one of her customers. I haven’t ate off a plate this entire week but she made me 2 kinds of wings & catfish nuggets
She don’t miss.
Dis da greatest food thread runnin. I got a hunna racks on Whit in a cook off
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