Of all the Bible characters,
Jesus is one of the cool guys.
He’s characterized as the most extreme pacifist.
I know most of Jesus’ words are cute
but on a second look,
Some are actually shit advice & we all know it.

(1/5)

When u use the Bible against a Christian, they say
“we only follow the teachings of Jesus”
But I don’t see a Christian following any sentence from the sermon on the mount.
(2/5)

Turn the other cheek,
Walk 2 miles when they ask for 1,
If you’re offended 77 X 7 times in a day, forgive all,
Forgive & Forget,
Take no thought of clothing, food & drink,
Take no thought for tomorrow,
Sell all your properties & give the money away,

(3/5)

From Matthew 5-7, it’s Jesus’ most epic sermon of his vision of a world of unicorns in pink clouds & rainbow waterfalls,
but it’s not sound advice.
The world just don’t work that way man.

(4/5)

I can forgive, but forgetting is a very unwise thing to do.
I gotta have thoughts for my basic human needs, I’m not a bird.
Self defense is very lawful.
You should know the world you created, it’s not all fairies & flowers.
This is earth.

(5/5)