coochie merchants (thread)
@thisiskhann

one of the finest product of paki twitter, my murshid makes sure every girl deserves unwanted love
@alittlealive

my man deserves no recognition, been exposed couple of times but he is still going hard. we are proud of you
@fahadyousuff

kind sir traps hoes through his snaps, and considers it as a sin to interact with lads
10/10 ratings
@Iizlit

i have been taking notes from this kind sir, you guys should too. how he engages girls in convo >>>
@Heyitshassan

check his following list, rest is up to you
arrest me if you ever find this dude in lad's mentions
@Realsavage394

i was having lots of requests to mention zuhair. furthermore, i was told agar kabi polish karwanay ho to bhai hazir hai
@GoStudyUmer

Murshid friend of Umar hayat, cheesecake and replying girls only, get attention from girls by ranting about being middle, don’t have any other thing to tweet.
my goat.
@UmarHayaKr

my friend been feeding on sympathies since the very start, got severe depression that is only cured by talking to haseenas. Tweets his photos after every 2 days, lad can’t poop without tweeting his photos.
@MuzamilSheikhh

a girl sent me this name though and said :
''most thirsty guy ever''
@ThisIsArham

man had honor
but for pussy and coochie stooped to the extent one can ever imagine, yall know rest
@datcatmann

I stan this man, blue skies and cat snaps are the easiest way to wangle girls
@DamnDaniyel

(two people asked me to mention this boy)
whatsapp hunter, been gaining sympathies through the NGO he working in
@AsliBinLaden

the biggest coochie merchant/30 yr old pedo
have some shame and spare the kids
@khizzak

Nigga gone mad since breakup, haven’t interacted in a while any men, bhai unke uthata jinke hain bhi nhi
@Umairhunk2

almost 4 people asked me to mention him
so here are we
@AkramaMianoor

(people's request)
This memon here who thinks he's SRK but he's lyari ka jackie shroff who take pride being lame and scores coochie through fake tactics, btw someone asks him what’s this “hot nhi hai” story
@MahatmaaGanji

(a request)
Jehan pussy, wahan ye bhai. Londo ko kata denge lekin aurat zaat ko kabhi nahi. Inke baal puray hotay to shayed ye kamyab bhi hotay
@merabichrayaar

number 1 coochie merchant, tries too hard to be a feminist
just to have some coochie, poor lad
@AliArmanKhan69

(requested)
He's such a dual faced that he'll be abusing your mother or sister but will tweet about respecting women
@teepusahab

(requested by 5)
when we talk about coochie merchants and don't mention this lad we just insult all merchants, he's easily in top 10 list of all time
@GhabranaNahiHay

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