coochie merchants (thread)
@thisiskhann

one of the finest product of paki twitter, my murshid makes sure every girl deserves unwanted love
@alittlealive

my man deserves no recognition, been exposed couple of times but he is still going hard. we are proud of you
@fahadyousuff

kind sir traps hoes through his snaps, and considers it as a sin to interact with lads
10/10 ratings
@Iizlit

i have been taking notes from this kind sir, you guys should too. how he engages girls in convo >>>
@Heyitshassan

check his following list, rest is up to you
arrest me if you ever find this dude in lad& #39;s mentions
@Realsavage394

i was having lots of requests to mention zuhair. furthermore, i was told agar kabi polish karwanay ho to bhai hazir hai
@GoStudyUmer

Murshid friend of Umar hayat, cheesecake and replying girls only, get attention from girls by ranting about being middle, don’t have any other thing to tweet.
my goat.
@UmarHayaKr

my friend been feeding on sympathies since the very start, got severe depression that is only cured by talking to haseenas. Tweets his photos after every 2 days, lad can’t poop without tweeting his photos.
@MuzamilSheikhh

a girl sent me this name though and said :
& #39;& #39;most thirsty guy ever& #39;& #39;
@ThisIsArham

man had honor
but for pussy and coochie stooped to the extent one can ever imagine, yall know rest
@datcatmann

I stan this man, blue skies and cat snaps are the easiest way to wangle girls
@DamnDaniyel

(two people asked me to mention this boy)
whatsapp hunter, been gaining sympathies through the NGO he working in
@AsliBinLaden

the biggest coochie merchant/30 yr old pedo
have some shame and spare the kids
@khizzak

Nigga gone mad since breakup, haven’t interacted in a while any men, bhai unke uthata jinke hain bhi nhi
@Umairhunk2

almost 4 people asked me to mention him
so here are we
@AkramaMianoor

(people& #39;s request)
This memon here who thinks he& #39;s SRK but he& #39;s lyari ka jackie shroff who take pride being lame and scores coochie through fake tactics, btw someone asks him what’s this “hot nhi hai” story
@MahatmaaGanji

(a request)
Jehan pussy, wahan ye bhai. Londo ko kata denge lekin aurat zaat ko kabhi nahi. Inke baal puray hotay to shayed ye kamyab bhi hotay
@merabichrayaar

number 1 coochie merchant, tries too hard to be a feminist
just to have some coochie, poor lad
@AliArmanKhan69

(requested)
He& #39;s such a dual faced that he& #39;ll be abusing your mother or sister but will tweet about respecting women
@teepusahab

(requested by 5)
when we talk about coochie merchants and don& #39;t mention this lad we just insult all merchants, he& #39;s easily in top 10 list of all time
@GhabranaNahiHay

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