@AngryAria "The refilling of this chest was a public service by Crossbell Happiness Extravagance Service & T"
"I& #39;ve been waiting for my owners for 500 years now. I wonder when they are coming back."
"This chest can take you straight to the shining pom kingdom! Just jump right in!"
"Isn& #39;t the new water just beautiful? How is it new? Now look."
"You find an old looking doll under the item. It looks kind of shabby so you put it back. It probably wasn& #39;t valuable."
"Have you considered what size the flies have to be for the spiders to be this big? No? Good. Me neither."
"In the words of the great ChestZ; I Ain& #39;t got nothing, no more."
"That young& #39;un chest down there always plays dem darn loud devil music at night ever since those suspicious men were here a while back!"
"Police? Oh my god, Police! Thank Aidios you& #39;re here! Someone took my item and put this weird yellow hat inside instead!"
"Hey, where are you touching? Chexuharra Chexuharra! I& #39;ll sue!"
"Going out of your way to open me up? You& #39;re getting derailed."
"Who& #39;re you calling OLD? I could beat you if I wanted to!"
"Taking my item, huh? That really stings."
"宇宙をかける箱? 違う! 宇宙を欠片箱!"
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