Sit back.

Put your feet up.

Close your eyes and free your mind of those daily stresses and anxieties.

Relaxed?

Now, when you're ready. Imagine. Imagine a scenario I am about to describe. Imagine how you think you would react. How the media would react:

Imagine Jeremy Corbyn had overseen 33,000 UK deaths since March.

Imagine his Home Secretary disappeared from public view for weeks on end.

Imagine his Health Secretary oversaw the buying of thousands of pieces of inadequate PPE for which he commandeers an RAF flight to pick up.

Imagine the reaction if Jeremy Corbyn had addressed the nation for 10 minutes after 8 confusing, scary, leaderless weeks of lockdown, and used this time to utterly confuse, distract, subvert and bewilder one of the nations he purportedly leads.

Imagine that.