What the heck is up folks guess who’s making coffee at 3:37am

The beauty of instant coffee is that you don’t have time to realize it was a bad decision

My tweets vary between “what is the human soul” and “what is the human’s owl.” That’s a Harry Potter reference. Delete

Just remembered Cursed Child and Crimes of Grindelwald exist. I want to scream

If I could spend 1 day with anybody in the world, I would spend 24 hours fighting JK Rowling

Guys I highly rec u don’t QT me when I’m posting random tweets like this bc there’s a 100% chance I’m deleting them, so it’ll look weird on your TL. Why do I delete them, asked nobody? Bc they don’t deserve a place on my TL next to my good tweets like this https://twitter.com/ibnabitareq/status/1238225618615128065?s=21 https://twitter.com/ibnabitareq/status/1238225618615128065

Okay fun times. Back to work. It’s the last third of the night in some time zones so make duaa and pray! Salaam