i went down an internet rabbit hole and i was looking at the Google Ventures portfolio. I noticed they invested in a company called "Spin Launch"

naturally i clicked on it.

they really are building a space catapult.

so of course my next reaction was.... are they hiring?

they are.

and i noticed they were hiring a "Government Affairs Manager" in DC.

but nowhere in the job description do they list "tell the government we& #39;re flinging shit into outer space with a fuckin capapult"

incredibly disappointing!