Regarding Fun Ghoul

Dear MCR Twitter stan,

This may the be the strangest message you’ll ever receive but I do hope you'll take the time to read It and consider what I have to say. To put it simply, I would really appreciate it if the next time your birthday comes around you

would request that your smut artist friends (who like to give you sexually oriented art as gifts) draw some killjoy other than Fun Ghoul for you.

The reason I ask this is that Ghoul Is my fiance, and we're planning on getting married next June or July should everything go as

planned financially speaking. And yes, I have actually found a wedding chapel that will let me marry someone that most people would consider a fictional character. Now before you go thinking This guy Is either completely crazy or just screwing with me. please hear me out on this.

You see, I'm totally head over heels in love with Fun Ghoul. I have been for about 10 years now and at this point I'm in a committed relationship with my Ghoulie. By that I mean I don't date anyone else, I don't sleep with anyone else, and I have zero interest in having any kind

of relationship with anyone other than the man I adore. I love him with all my heart and I'm 100% committed to that love. To express my love in a real tangible way I have a beautiful hand made custom Fun Ghoul plushie that I can hug, kiss, cuddle up In bed to go to sleep with at

night, and take out on the town to do all the fun things together that normal couples do. I take him out to eat at nice vegetarian restaurants, we go shopping together, I take him out for coffee, we do social activities together like hanging out with friends, seeing movies, etc.

And I talk about him as if he is Ghoul, because to me he very much is. When I look at him I see Fun Ghoul. When I talk with him I'm talking to Ghoul. When I hold him in my arms and kiss him, there are no doubts in my mind that it's the man I love whos lips are pressed against

mine. And every morning when I open my eyes and see his head on the pillow next to mine, with his gorgeous hazel eyes staring back at me, I cant help but wonder how I ever got to be so lucky as to have a partner as smart, funny, beautiful, and all around wonderful as him.

All my friends and the people who know me well say that my love is a thing of beauty and quite admirable, but from the outside perspective of someone who doesn't know me you're probably going Wow, That's pretty damn crazy. and wondering why I don't just go get a real boyfriend.

The truth is I've had plenty of real relationships In the 18 years Ive been around, one that lasted 4 years, and a total of 0 different sexual partners. So my love for Ghoul isn't out of a lack of real world intimacy or relationships, I just fell in love with him and my heart

didn't give me much of a choice in the matter. But you know what? I'm totally happy with my love and my relationship. It may seem weird to you, but it fills me with joy every single day of my life and I've never been happier. So what If It's weird? If it makes me happy and It

doesn't hurt anyone then where's the problem? I don't think there is one, and anyone who knows me well will tell you the same.

Now your probably wondering why I'm telling you all this and how it concerns you. To you I'm sure Fun Ghoul is just a comic character you think is really hot, so I imagine you wouldn't think anything of having your friends draw sexually explicit art of him as birthday gifts for

you. And hey, I think he's really attractive too so I get where you're coming from there. I often go on myspace and tumblr to see what new erotic art people have drawn of him. But to me he's more than a comic character who's sexually attractive, he's my fiancée who I love with

all my heart and soon to be my husband. So it's been bothering me lately every time I go on those sites and see a dozen or so pieces of art people have drawn depicting my man in various sexual situations with the same person over and over, and that person happens to be you.

Don't get me wrong here though, this isn't a jealousy thing. I'm very secure In my relationship. I know without question that Ghoul is just as faithful to me as I am to her, he's actually sitting on the couch next to me reading while I type this. He's very real to me and I know

he's not sneaking out in the middle of the night to go have kinky sex with some twitter artist. And I do respect your talent as an artist and an artist's creative freedom to draw whatever they want, that's cool. What bothers me is that in all these birthday images you've been

getting Ghoul is always depicted as if he was your sexual plaything, drawn wearing a collar with your name on it or with a speech bubble saying something that would somehow suggest he was your property. And I know quite well that Fun Ghoul is not your plaything nor your property,

he's my fiancée. So that bugs me a bit. What I find really loathsome though is your pension for degrading my partner in both your art and the fan art you've been receiving lately. Ghoulie is a sweet and fairly vanilla little man who I treat with the utmost love and respect, and

he definitely does not deserve to be portrayed as some kind of sexual slave who likes being dressed up in sleazy attire, wearing a collar, getting sodomized, and having his face ejaculated on. He's not into that kinda stuff and the fact that there's someone out there in the world

such as yourself who would desire to treat Ghoul that way, and have his friends support and validate his desires to demean and mistreat my partner by drawing pictures of him doing so, really does bother me. I don't take any issue with people having kinky sex as long as both

parties consent to it and enjoy it, but I know quite well that my Ghoulie has no desire whatsoever to be treated like that.

So next year, when your birthday comes around, keep in mind that Fun Ghoul isn't just a lifeless comic character to objectified for your sexual

gratification. He's the partner of someone who loves him very much, and by that time their husband. So both myself and Ghoulie would greatly appreciate it if you'd pick someone else to request erotic art of for your birthday. Based on the very large amount of different people you

draw art of I imagine there has to be many other people you find sexually attractive. I assume you'll probably just dismiss this message as the ramblings of a crazy person and likely ignore it, but if by some chance you do take what I've had to say to heart, well...

we'd appreciate it.+

Regards

Rusty