gab's unholyverse fancast: a thread

oh also please pretend theyre all the same age (i mean like. the main people in the story. you know what i mean)

daniel radcliffe as frank: i feel like he has short pent up somewhat gay energy you know

robert pattinson as gerard: listen i know what you're thinking but stephanie meyer had a point here

young leo dicaprio as mikey: stringy hair twink energy??

pedro pascal as ray: pedro pascal is the only actor i think

heath ledger as bob: okay this one might seem a little weird but like...think about it??? it MAKES SENSE somehow

adam scott as brian: he just has the PERFECT energy i cant exPLAIN it!!!!!

rob mcelhenney as pete: um . i mean just look at him pete himself has joked about how similar they look. also because i think pete's role in uhv is largely somewhat comedic i think he'd do a good job

taron egerton as patrick: im shamelessly stealing this from eden's throam fancast but FUCK ME if it doesn't work super well

shia labeouf as andy: it's the energy again i cant explain it

mark ruffalo as craig: specifically the scene where he's like "yeah this is for all my golf clubs lol"

jake gyllenhaal as cortez: i honestly just wanted to put jake gyllenhaal somewhere and i couldnt resist the temptation of him having to go up to mikey and being like "is he...you know?"

tom hopper as howard: he has a "dont fuck with me" vibe i think it's just because he was dickon tarly tbh

jonathan pryce as cardinal pierce: ok for those who dont know jonathan pryce is one of my favorite actors and i type cast him as religious roles in my head (pope francis, the high sparrow, the cardinal in stigmata which uhv was based on...)

aaron tveit as luke: if i were frank i'd be charmed by him too.

i really couldnt think of anyone for joe and he plays a small part so im gonna say he plays himself. end of thread.