Date ideas for quarantine
(A thread)

Trip balls in your local Publix or Trader Joe’s the mask on makes it 10x more intense

Tame a local pigeon since all the parks are closed they will be more willing to approach you for just a crumb of bread

Make drinks for each other first person to black out loses

Get into a street fight with an instagram model so they can live stream something interesting

Join a Facebook group of antivaxxers and put in literally ANY “fact” you want they will probably believe you and see how far you can go

Offer an elderly person if they need grocery shopping and deliver it to their home (an actual activity)

Most of this thread is a joke so in closing, remember that dates are time you make most out of