Hi it's finally happening ๐Ÿ˜Œ.

Ranking seventeen members on how hard they'll pulverize me into the ground if we get into a fight ๐Ÿ’€: a meme thread
13. Ok it's DK, ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ my baby dokyeom๐Ÿฅฐ I can NEVER fight him. Hes so sincere and bubbly that I want to take him out for a stroll and cuddle in bed after watching iCarly reruns.๐Ÿ’• SMH how can u fight this guy, ๐Ÿ˜ญ I can never know. He's literally a baby ๐ŸŒธ jeonghan paboโค๏ธ
12. It's Hansol Vernon Chweeee๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ. Ok vernon can put up a fight i admit that but he would actually refuse?? Instead of decking it out in pledisโ„ข parking lot, I can imagine me and him getting Mcdonalds at 3am?? Vernon is the ultimate vibe and can u fight the ultimate vibe??,๐Ÿ˜”no
11. It's joshua hongg๐Ÿ’•, don't get me wrong, my boy built like a tank ( HAVE U SEEN HIS ARMS?? ) but honestly he doesn't want to fight, instead he'll probably initiate a mariana trench deep conversation on anime eyebrows or sumn ๐Ÿค” I stan a cute weeb s2g ๐Ÿ˜Œ love an intellectual
10. It's ya horangahae hoshiii my tiger๐Ÿฏ. Tbh with yall, hoshi definitely rocked someone up but now he's over that, if we fight he'll probably turn it into a competition of who can drink the most slurpees with getting brainfreeze or sumn ๐Ÿ™„ but honestly he's a cutie so idcโ™ฅ๏ธ
9. It's mingyuu lil pup ๐Ÿ˜ญ. Honestly his height alone could kill me if he just fell on me but honestly I can imagine him walking up to deck it out buT THEN FALLING FACE FIRST INTO THE CEMENT HAHA ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ he'll then get too embarrassed and we'll go out and eat junk food๐Ÿ’•
8. it's our boo, Boo Seungkwan๐Ÿ‘‘ don't tell me you don't want to fight him cuz I REALLY do want to fight him. He had so many verbal arguments that his insults just flow freely ๐Ÿ’€ mf might even rap but it'll be even since I know how to tumble ๐Ÿ˜ณ probs slapped someone before
7. it's our lil sneaky angel, jeonghannie ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ ngl he ATLEAST must have dragged someone by their weave across their practice room ahem mingyu ahem ๐Ÿ˜ Idk just feel like he'll put up a fight and it'd gonna be epic ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ psa: he'd probably slapped the soul out of someone ๐Ÿ˜” rip op
6. it's chann,,, ah my baby ๐Ÿฅบ although he's not as strong as the members after this, his determination to break my legs is gonna get him far๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜” but even if i'm a bloody pulp after our fight ๐Ÿ˜– I'd still give him my chicken nuggies ๐Ÿ”โค๏ธ
5. yo make way its mf wen junhui the PRINCE OF CHINA๐Ÿ‘‘, lmao he has OFFICIAL martial arts training, the closest thing I have to training is watching raunchy Hong Kong police films๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ‘ฎ i also feel like he playfights a lot so im just gonna peace out โœŒ๏ธ
4. it's the intellectual of svt, JEON WONWOOO, this ๐Ÿ™‚ emoji, THIS ๐Ÿ™‚ is enough to tell what big d*ck energy this man carries ๐Ÿ˜” honestly he must've picked up a thing or two while reading and honestly he must have pummeled hoshi atleast once ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ’€ rip me you will not be missedโœŒ๏ธ
3. It's our precious leader, Choi Seungcheolie ๐Ÿฅบ, his arms can knock someone out with one swing and honestly that's sexc๐Ÿ˜ณโœ‹ and he has such thicc porportions that honestly make him a better fighter by default ๐Ÿ˜Œ which means I'm gonna get tossed in the air like a mf salad ppl ๐Ÿ˜Œ
2. it's the one and only, the baddest bitch in town, Mr XU MINGHAOโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธ, there's a reason why I call him Mr Hao โœ‹ certified martial artist + bad bitch ๐Ÿ˜Ž he can and will whisk my intestines into cake batter with his nunchucks and I'd give him my medical insurance for free๐Ÿ˜œ
1. finally,, the one who can pulverize & bodyslam me through six floors of pledis's parking lot๐Ÿ˜” the one who can put me in a wheelchair after we fight and still throw me of a cliff ๐Ÿ˜‰ ITS OUR JIHOON โ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž honestly he has slapped all members of svt atleast once ( hoshi 3 times)
+ because they were annoying him smh๐Ÿ˜”โœ‹ id be quaking in my boots the moment we make eye contact ๐Ÿ˜ž he is THAT scary.. he might as well bury me alive anyways since im just gonna straight up arrive at hell's doorstep,๐Ÿ‘€ do not make woozi angry or ur descendants will feel it ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ
OK that's the end of this awful thread ๐Ÿ˜” please take this frozen raw blue-feathered chicken ass looking app away from me thank you ๐Ÿ‘€ @pledis_17 #SEVENTEEN
Also stream Fallin flower and Mr Hao's new mv ๐Ÿ˜” if this flops Mr Hao's ramen curls from Mansae era posted this ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ž
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