Hi it's finally happening
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Ranking seventeen members on how hard they'll pulverize me into the ground if we get into a fight
: a meme thread

Ranking seventeen members on how hard they'll pulverize me into the ground if we get into a fight

13. Ok it's DK, 
my baby dokyeom
I can NEVER fight him. Hes so sincere and bubbly that I want to take him out for a stroll and cuddle in bed after watching iCarly reruns.
SMH how can u fight this guy,
I can never know. He's literally a baby
jeonghan pabo







12. It's Hansol Vernon Chweeee
. Ok vernon can put up a fight i admit that but he would actually refuse?? Instead of decking it out in pledisโข parking lot, I can imagine me and him getting Mcdonalds at 3am?? Vernon is the ultimate vibe and can u fight the ultimate vibe??,
no



11. It's joshua hongg
, don't get me wrong, my boy built like a tank ( HAVE U SEEN HIS ARMS?? ) but honestly he doesn't want to fight, instead he'll probably initiate a mariana trench deep conversation on anime eyebrows or sumn
I stan a cute weeb s2g
love an intellectual



10. It's ya horangahae hoshiii my tiger
. Tbh with yall, hoshi definitely rocked someone up but now he's over that, if we fight he'll probably turn it into a competition of who can drink the most slurpees with getting brainfreeze or sumn
but honestly he's a cutie so idc



9. It's mingyuu lil pup
. Honestly his height alone could kill me if he just fell on me but honestly I can imagine him walking up to deck it out buT THEN FALLING FACE FIRST INTO THE CEMENT HAHA 
he'll then get too embarrassed and we'll go out and eat junk food




8. it's our boo, Boo Seungkwan
don't tell me you don't want to fight him cuz I REALLY do want to fight him. He had so many verbal arguments that his insults just flow freely
mf might even rap but it'll be even since I know how to tumble
probs slapped someone before



7. it's our lil sneaky angel, jeonghannie 
ngl he ATLEAST must have dragged someone by their weave across their practice room ahem mingyu ahem
Idk just feel like he'll put up a fight and it'd gonna be epic 
psa: he'd probably slapped the soul out of someone
rip op






6. it's chann,,, ah my baby
although he's not as strong as the members after this, his determination to break my legs is gonna get him far
but even if i'm a bloody pulp after our fight
I'd still give him my chicken nuggies 






5. yo make way its mf wen junhui the PRINCE OF CHINA
, lmao he has OFFICIAL martial arts training, the closest thing I have to training is watching raunchy Hong Kong police films
i also feel like he playfights a lot so im just gonna peace out




4. it's the intellectual of svt, JEON WONWOOO, this
emoji, THIS
is enough to tell what big d*ck energy this man carries
honestly he must've picked up a thing or two while reading and honestly he must have pummeled hoshi atleast once 
rip me you will not be missed






3. It's our precious leader, Choi Seungcheolie
, his arms can knock someone out with one swing and honestly that's sexc
and he has such thicc porportions that honestly make him a better fighter by default
which means I'm gonna get tossed in the air like a mf salad ppl





2. it's the one and only, the baddest bitch in town, Mr XU MINGHAO
, there's a reason why I call him Mr Hao
certified martial artist + bad bitch
he can and will whisk my intestines into cake batter with his nunchucks and I'd give him my medical insurance for free





1. finally,, the one who can pulverize & bodyslam me through six floors of pledis's parking lot
the one who can put me in a wheelchair after we fight and still throw me of a cliff
ITS OUR JIHOON 

honestly he has slapped all members of svt atleast once ( hoshi 3 times)





+ because they were annoying him smh
id be quaking in my boots the moment we make eye contact
he is THAT scary.. he might as well bury me alive anyways since im just gonna straight up arrive at hell's doorstep,
do not make woozi angry or ur descendants will feel it 






OK that's the end of this awful thread
please take this frozen raw blue-feathered chicken ass looking app away from me thank you
@pledis_17 #SEVENTEEN


Also stream Fallin flower and Mr Hao's new mv
if this flops Mr Hao's ramen curls from Mansae era posted this 


