So when i booked my floght to ibiza, it only charged me for the flight to london and not the flight to ibiza, i went to my bank asked if everything ok and he goes “looks like u got a free flight to ibiza bro” and i called the airline to confirm my booking too and im like

But then, on my way home from the mall doing some last minute errands, two hours before my flight to london, i get an alert on my phone asking me to proceed to gate 12 or whatever because my flight to ibiza is about to board.... i was in wateroo...

So then i just went to the airport and got to my gate and had to pay DOUBLE the price of my original ibiza flight...

But its okay cuz we going to ibiza right? Nope, we get to london and they lost my luggage..

Oh well, i had a longer layover in london than the rest of the group, got to explore around alone it was pretty blissful tbh and they also found my luggage a few hours layer

Fast forward, now im in ibiza w the gang and we are about to party it the fuck up at a diplo show

After diplo, one of my friends and i decide to go back to the hotel to get more lit before we go out to the club, i was in my “grey goose tastes like water phase” and ya we DRANK

Then mariah and i go to the club were gonna meet sara and them at and were in line, i was ok, soone offered me a mint and i took it ....

Next thing i know... i wake up in an abandoned parking lot, my jewlry, phone, debit card, $500 euros (i dont fucking know y i took it with me i know im dumb stfu) all gone... and i have blood on my shirt ...

Idk how i manage to find a cab and explain to him where i was staying and prayed someome was home to pay the can driver who was dead ass so pissed when i told him i didnt have money on me and hes just standing there like

Finally my friend answers the door, high af on ecstasy like

So she paid the driver and i passed out, woke up the next morning wanting to DIE