i think i& #39;m gonna go to farmfoods tomorrow. it& #39;s literally across the road and while its selection isn& #39;t great, there& #39;s no way i can go to morrisons again
I have had a panic attack (at least) every time I& #39;ve been in there; the customers don& #39;t give a shit about this virus and the staff care even less. the queue to get into the store is barricaded on either side so you& #39;re trapped between people with no escape
last time i was queueing for 20 minutes and by the time i entered i had scratched off a fair bit of the back of my hand without even realising.

you& #39;d think a bleeding, blue haired, masked oik rocking back and forth might dissuade folks from getting within 2m. you& #39;d be wrong.
i& #39;m literally just thinking about shopping and my heart rate has shot up

it& #39;s one of those being poor is expensive things. if i were rich, i could own a car, and then do a month& #39;s shop in one go, taking advantage of multibuys and the like. as it is it& #39;s just me and my backpack
(obviously the delivery slots for all supermarkets are booked up so i literally have no other choice but to go out most days and I swear i come back about 4 years older every single time
i& #39;ve always had cabin fever when locked in for more than a day, as long as i can remember, and just a quick walk to the shops solved it. now it& #39;s a choice between cabin fever and oh fuck some crusty old bastard& #39;s gonna cough on me and he& #39;ll never know the ham he& #39;s done
there& #39;s no point to this thread like, i am just feeling super fucking horrid at 5am

gonna go bed see what happens
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