I’m not a “gamer” but I’m at the escapism phase of isolation and I have Metal Gear Solid V, which is already giving me anxiety because your character can choose between 28 different types of noses.

I chose Nose 16.

I am regretting Nose 16; it is too pointy.

For half an hour, all I’ve done is crawl around hospital, eat hot clip, and die.

This game is a nightmare it’s just cutscenes and Kiefer Sutherland telling me what button to press.

I finished the bonkers prologue and think I’m done with games for awhile.

I’m gonna go read a book.