Wake up dear PM @narendramodi, wake up fast. They goddamn fooled us. Who?

Yeah. WHO!

Entitled foreigners!

They know you crave for their approval. So they gave in abundance.

But those double faced *****, they gave it to Pakistan too!

SPARTAA!

Jail them I say. At once.

Not just WHO! Even Who's who!

The Bill Gates.

Yeah! That same fellow who repeatedly tells you that you are the best PM in the world?

Seems he says that to a lot of people. Hmmm 2/n

Well, Bill Gates even lauds China. Absolutely reliable he says, just like Windows Vista! 3/n

Bangladesh and India got our share of two lauds from the US just a day apart.

Thankfully they didn't say we were better off because we were anyway eating off our floor and thus disinfectants was already a part of our diet. 4/n

Forbes magazine only lauded Sheikh Hasina.

And not you dear PM @narendramodi.

How could they!

This is clear discrimination.

We have to retaliate. No.. I will. Haath choro.. mujhe retaliate karne do.

What! You have asked them to laud you already?

Oh.. Okay then. 5/n

Don't feel bad @narendramodi, appreciation is always good. From wherever it comes.

But don't use what are transactional words of praise from the diplomatic world to shut down legitimate questioning at home.

Don't let those words blind you from the harsh reality around you. 6/n

You remember this briefing on how we were faring in comparison to our south asian neighbours?

Important to see where we are in comparison to people and settings similar to us.

Ceteris paribus they say. 7/n https://twitter.com/naukarshah/status/1249929355817451520?s=19