One like = One take on something I know absolutely nothing about.

1. The AP style guide is dumb.

2. Understanding what adverbs and adjectives are and where they belong in a sentence isnt as important as they want you to think.

3. Coding is nerd poetry.

4. You can kill a shark by punching it in the gills really hard.

5. Elon Musk is probably in over his head

6. Its really pretty easy to not offend family members on the Holidays

7. The NBA is as American as apple pie

8. Riding bicycles will give you a large butt. You should walk instead

9. British food all looks like it tastes like paper and Elmer's glue

10. Anime is gateway porn.

11. Harry Potter is actually very well written and is a reflection of society as a whole

12. Tomatoes only exist because we enjoy having something to complain about. They should have been naturally selected a long time ago.

13. Jane Austen was a tolerable feminist.

14. Helen Keller definitely wrote everything with her name on it.

15. Having a successful business is as simple as bringing in more than you send out.

16. Stocks and Bonds are a rigged game and no one actually makes any money

17. The southwest aesthetic is a one-trick pony

18. Professional Bowling is ridiculous. How hard can it be to learn how to throw the ball to the same place every time? If you need to pick up a spare it's because you screwed up.

19. Advancement in the military is 100% about who's ass you kiss.

20. There is no sexual tension in competitive ballroom dancing. Its rehearsed and rigid.

21. Keith Haring's popularity started as a fluke and then became a cutesy way to sexualize grade school hallways

22. COVID19 numbers are fake.

23. "This product was ethically sourced" is a marketing gimmick that has no real world efficacy. It's fake and designed to give you a good story to tell yourself.

24. TikTok is going to make vouyers and exhibitionists of all our youth

25. Literature is extremely important, but also a massive distraction from real life for too many people.

26. Synesthesia is real, and fascinating but most of yall are faking it.

27. Flat Earthers are all trolling. No one believes this.

28. Chemtrails are the result of the fuels being burned by planes and are not a vast global conspiracy to crop dust humanity with dumb dumb juice.

29. Nikola Tesla wasnt suppresed or shut down by Edison, he just couldnt deliver. He spent way too much time in the theoretical realm and had performance anxieties.

Edison kicked his butt because Edison acted.

30. Ditch your lawn and sow clover instead.

31. There hasnt been an organic political movement in 50 years.

32. Slonking eggs is a gimmick and provides nothing over cooking them.

33. BAP is just low key Bromosexualism.

34. The art world despises real talent

35. Flying a helicopter is like balancing on a basketball

36. Deploying troops to an area is largely unnecessary any more. It's only still done to keep costs (and contracts) artificially high

37. There are no more noble or just causes for foreign interventions.

38. #Obamagate is bread and circus.