fran discovering that tyler hoechlin played superman (a thread)
“i can’t love him anymore”

“maybe i’ll give up a minuscule amount of hatred for superman”

lots of pauses guys

“the things we do for the people we love”
“i would die for tyler hoechlin”

“i’ll take a moment on the golden quotes so you can catch up”
i love my roommate so much
“tweet my life story, dakota. tweet it.”

“the things i’d do for nice men with nice beards”
“ no man needs to know that my life long hatred of superman was destroyed by a pretty man.”
“fuck it, i’ll give it up for you”

y’all she hates superman so much
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