Ben Wyatt would hate TLJ.
Ron Swanson would like TLJ because Luke Skywalker caught a fish with a spear.
Lesley Nope would like TLJ because General Leia Slapped Poe Dameron
April Ludgate would hate TLJ because not enough people died.
Andy Dwyer would love TLJ because the horses escaped.
Tom Haverford would Hate TLJ because they destroyed the Casino on Canto Bight.
Chris Treager would Think TLJ was literally...the greatest movie put to film.
Gerry Gergich would hate TLJ because Gale didn’t like it either.
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