Thread by @viIIainfvcker, i literally have a word document where i wrote down all ex [...]

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i literally have a word document where i wrote down all ex boyfriends of my fave comic character and i adoringly call it "list of shame" even though pietro's the proudes whore you find in any comic universe.

i know nobody cares but pietro had seven ex boyfriends who he each dated multiple times and ten one night stands that i know of. he didn't tell me about the rest, maybe he is afraid, maybe he waits for me to find out.

if we're already on it:

pietro's exes:
donald pierce (1x)
john constantine (5x)
clint barton (3x)
steve rogers (1x)
bucky barnes (2x)
frank castle (1x)
remy lebeau (3x)

one night stands (that we know of)

oliver queen
daimon hellstrom
chris briar (original character)
garth of shayeris
tiger of khanadar (personal favorite)
steel maxum
longshot
buddy baker
alan scott
namor

plus various times that he went back to his exes for "only" an ons

me: sees male character i find attractive
me: takes pietro, a character i project on, and make him at least flirt with him
me: is happy

me: sees female character i find attractive
me: takes pietro (hc gay) and makes him mlm/wlw solidarity friends with her
me: is happy

bruce (pietro's dad because fuck erik) hates everyone of pietro's bfs but then again he hates all his kids partners. donald is called "the duck" by everyone in the fam, bruce tolerance for constantine is purely on a professional basis - the moment john came to eat dinner with

this family, bruce wanted to down several bottles of alcohol - selina stopped him. bruce can't stand steve because he was is so clean and righteous and thinks himself better though bucky was okay, because he was rather silent. frank was his favorite. the moment pietro and frank

parted, bruce mourned for three months. remy lebeau was close to being the worst if not for his goddamn fake french accent, it was the worst, nobody understood what pietro saw in him, not even pietro understand it. by now, bruce tolerates clint because it seems to be really

serious between pietro and clint. originally clint was pietro's second boyfriend, then somewhere in between and now they're a couple for close half a year and pietro slowly settles down. bruce respects clint for not having powers and for making his son happy but thats about it.

bruce loves wandas boyfriend/husband jericho drumm and dicks boyfriend wally west. the rest is just him suffering and selina trying to get her husband through exhausting family dinners.

probably deleted this somewhen laters today but i just had to get this off my chest because I /love/ this family so much. im so glad to have nine with who i can talk about this marvel/dc crossover, otherwise i think id die

the problem if you always talk about a world where both marvel and dc characters exist: you tend to forget they are seperate things. while watching batman movies i catch myself wondering where pietro and wanda are.

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