It’s my fault for ordering @redlobster to begin with, but it’s an hour past my pickup time and my food still isn’t fucking ready. My mother in law was finally getting over me marrying her daughter and now u incompetent fucks are ruining everything

before anyone wants to start shit, I know I could’ve easily obtained my own @redlobster quality seafood by skimming a tepid, smelly tidepool at Venice beach, but I’m lazy and I live in the suburbs

IT’S BEEN OVER AN HOUR NOW, GIVE ME MY ROTTEN CRAB LEGS U OCEANIC HEATHENS

My mother in law just texted me that she no longer believes in god @redlobster. This was a woman who once suggested we eat cheddar bay biscuits at communion

I would also like you to know that she owns $100k of @redlobster stock, she would have put twice that but she also invested heavily in chuck e cheese- either way YOU NEED TO MAKE THIS RIGHT

HOUR AND A HALF NOW. MY MOTHER IN LAW JUST WROTE ME OUT OF HER WILL. SHE SAYS THAT ALL I SHOULD EXPECT IS "CHUCK E CHEESE TICKETS IN AN AMOUNT NOT TO EXCEED THE WEIGHT OF ONE SMALL CHICKEN" WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN