Finally sat down to rip off the bandaid of finding my car. 1st discovery - over $1K of fines bc im idiot. 2nd - the fines stopped right after NY suspended alternate side parking bc of virus. 3rd - NYPD tow has no record of it. SO.. it could still be there??? Terrified to go check
Anyways, there should be a consulting firm that helps depressed adults get their shit together bc my goodness does it all spiral fast
where I parked it 6 months ago is about 1/2 mile away. My heart is pounding. What if it's not there? what if it's there but there's bees living in it now?

fuuuuuck
c’mon old girl! Either way you’re gonna ugly cry at some point so what’s the big deal ?!
I mean there is no way this car is gonna be there
Welp. Let’s do this. Though now I’m not 100% certain of the street ?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT
And she’s not booted and she still turned on! And my Wawa Gobbler from December is still in it!
Huge shoutout to @CaptainCons who talked me down the block as I panicked 📱
About to see if it will drive. Believe the car is neither insured or registered at this point. 👍👍👍
It sounds like the wheels are going to fall off but i just parked in front of my apartment. Can’t believe it. 6 months I avoided that street and it was there the whole time racking up fines. Very excited for therapy on Wed.
Maybe they saw my park job and thought “this person’s goin’ thru some shit, hold off on the boot.”
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