Welp my KitchenAid mixer finally jammed itself and is no longer spinning. Looks like a few teeth on some of the gears are busted. Now I just have to find replacement parts but it seems my particular model number is a bit obscure. Anyway here's what it looks like inside.

Thanks to my fixit guru @mikamckinnon, it turns out my model number is not obscure! I just didn't need every single letter to find the right part. She says: Their model numbers are brand (K), name (P), model (2671), date (X??), colour (CV)