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So. Saw my husband on his headphones from side on, while wearing a towel. Flashed my tits (knowing I was out of shot). He picked up his phone and waved the camera at me, as a joke. I involuntarily screamed "F*CK". Which was audible to the group conference. So that went well.
Oh god. Do you know what I just realised? The workmen next door can probably see in that window, since we currently have no fence
Likelihood they were looking is low.
I'll just ask :
"Five foot two, eyes of blue
Tend to walk round in the nude
Did any of you see my ti-its?"
"Five foot two, eyes of blue
Tend to walk round in the nude
Did any of you see my ti-its?"
Can I just say, my tits are really not much to speak of.
Back in my 20s, I had bras which literally were branded "Teensy Weensy" and "My First Bra".
And since then, things have gone into a bit if a decline.
