my favorite meals to cook a thread:

1) shredded mozzarella cheese and jarred tomato sauce

idk this shit taste like lunchables and lunchables are too expensive so sometimes i just pour tomato sauce in a bowl and put cheese over it and eat it with a spoon

2) vitamin c orange flavored gummies

i try not to eat these often cuz they’re $15 per jar but they’re very good

3) melatonin gummies

melatonin gummies don’t work for shit so i snack on them every once in awhile

4) melatonin tablets

these don’t work for shit too but i like the way they melt in my mouth

5) elbow macaroni

i usually just boil these in water and then eat it alone

6) bread and cheese flavored ice cream

i only use pandesal cuz it hits different! the cheese ice cream is pretty self explanatory

7) chewy chips ahoy cookies

idk these taste rlly good but they give me explosive diarrhea

8) rock salt

i just pop a couple of these into my mouth

9) rotisserie chicken

i only like the ones from walmart cuz the one at costco isn’t cooked enough so i steal a box from walmart

10) bubble tea

i only get jasmine green milk tea when i buy boba but it makes me fart a lot so i don’t get to drink it often

11) popcorn and parmesan cheese

this shit just tastes so good!!! it’s so bland but it lights a fire inside me..

12) parmesan cheese

i just dump it into a bowl and eat it with a spoon

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