Well this is a first. I’m currently stuck in one of the elevators of my apartment building. About a month ago, I dropped some meds down the elevator shaft, so I consider this payback.
Things I’m feeling fortunate about:

- I’m alone

- I recently went to the bathroom

-literally nothing else, as I’m stuck in an elevator
I got out! The door just randomly opened. This almost feels like a let down. I had just made friends with the phone operator at the elevator company too
I yelled in a guys face I was so excited. Dude started to get in and I said “I’ve been stuck in here for 20 mins!” And he still got in hahahah
A couple floors down old man complains about waiting for a half for elevator. I said ya that’s my fault, I’ve been stuck in it up on Floor 15. He looks at me as if I’m speaking Japanese, and says nothing
The elevator bahds were supposed to call me, and didn’t. I was supposed to call them if they didn’t, and can’t, as I’m no longer trapped. Feel guilty if they come for nothing but also maybe good to check out this particular elevator specimen
During my time in solitary I tried to unleash my inner artiste. Snagged an interior panorama it really turned out
You can follow @evan_cooke.
Tip: mention @twtextapp on a Twitter thread with the keyword “unroll” to get a link to it.

Latest Threads Unrolled: