top 5 horrifying motherhood experiences I was unprepared for: a thread that literally no one wanted

#5- poop explosion during a diaper change

Referred to as the "poop-tasrophe"

I had to bleach my door mouldings, the wall, the floors

Horrifying

#4- co sleeping and rolling into a puddle of pee

In bed at 3AM

Desperately trying to blot out the pee smell in the mattress for a week

#3- fishing turds out of a bathtub

Truly awful. The poop tub water got into my rubber gloves. Spent twenty mins scooping small poo bits out of tub.

#2- somehow the entire Costco size roll of TP got dropped into the toilet bowl filled with hot pee. Had to fish out the soggy TP roll. It kept falling apart. The entire roll.

And coming in at the top
#1- the sour milk / nap incident ...... I have no words. Pls refer to my recent tweet about this. Truly the worst experience- #1 most horrifying motherhood experiences to date

And there you have it folks! The miracle of life- parenthood!
pls hop in on this thread and share your experiences cause we all need a laugh rn