I'm watching an ANIME

Baki, on netflix. It's hilarious. The entire thing is hyping up how outlandishly strong and deadly nearly every character is with detailed flashbacks and demonstrations and then they beat the christ out of eachother in fantastical manners. It's good times

like hey let's stop for several minutes and detail the strength of this special counterterrorism officer armor and then be like AND THIS GUY DEFEATED 12 OF THEM ALL AT ONCE!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!

*some guy walks onscreen*
narrator: STEVE PUNCH. STEVE CAN KILL ANY ELEPHANT WITH ONE PUNCH, AND AS SUCH IS BANNED FROM ALL NATIONS WHERE ELEPHANTS MAY BE FOUND.

this is why he is called GREAT DESTROYER GOD OF THE ELEPHANT, and he is here for one reason... TO PROVE ELEPHANT PUNCHING IS THE GREATEST MARTIAL ART

as i typed this they cut to a hospital room where a character is in a coma and once the doctor was onscreen it was like ...ONE OF THE WORLD'S TOP DOCTORS AND MARTIAL ARTISTS HE USES TECHNIQUES BASED ON MEDICAL TECHNIQUES TO DEVASTATE OPPONENTS...