making a thread of zodiac signs as foods with threatening auras bc im beyond bored

aries
idk what it is but it looks aggressive

taurus
lazy and effortless

gemini
smh diverse and a lil bit out of pocket

cancer
it has cancer vibes not sure why

leo
strong colours to draw as much attention as possible

virgo
idk how to explain this one

libra
it has some kind of sexual tension to it i guess

scorpio
super scary on the outside but deep down they're very sweet just like this jar of jam(?)