Story of Tracy Beaker character review 🧵
Tracy
Only one that could rival Horrid Henrys shambolic behaviour, she should have realised after the 10th time, your mum ain't gonna pick you up! We all said BOG OFF at school and used the hayfever line at one point. I memorised her song, definitely got beat out by Ben. Icon.
Cam
This woman had the patience of a priest in a mosque, she really was abused by Tracy. If she dished out some asian parenting her credit card wouldn't have got rinsed. Her husband Gary always seemed gay to me I'm glad they broke up. Can't lie she sold more dreams than books.
Elaine the Pain
What do you get when you combine a kardashian with Karen from HR? Elaine the Pain. The only bitch capable of ruining the whole british asian reputation by herself, also she clapped like a demented seal. Bro shes the only person that has made me want to be white.
Elaine the Pain part 2
This whore was so annoying she needed a second one, you know that really jarring teacher in pupil support you hated. This is her x10. Living embodiment of the social services in the UK, real talk she was worse than Tariq in power.
Justine
Everyones favourite supervillain. The way this girl got on our nerves was unmatched, like Tracy was an annoying bitch but she was OUR bitch. Fucking hell, this girl made me want to start watching disney channel. This was a bigger rivalry than the Avengers and Thanos.
Roxy
This girl used to scare me, she was the hardest out of all the wellards and would give any of you "bad bitches" a run for your money. I'm convinced she still bites people, the original goth and most hood in Elm Tree House.
Rio
This guy looked like a healthy, young crack fiend. Can someone tell me what waves was he hiding under his durag? This is that yute that acts big but once someone actually steps to him, he's doing up koomz on young adz live. Bro's durag looked like a hotwheels.
Mike
The only white guy I like more than Corbyn. Mike was an OG, he would ride out for every single one of those kids, no questions asked. No one could step to Mike even Jenny was lowkey probably mashing him on a daily basis. Swear he never aged but his hairline was shambolic.
Duke
This guy was the ultimate chef, I always wanted to try his munch. Looks like he gives TT hugs aswell was probably lowkey Ben's dad aswell, I'm convinced the fat chef on south park was based on him. Only had the best things to say and a heart of gold under all that diabetes.
Ben
Why was the black kid the one that had to be a DJ? Ben was the definition of coconut but we loved him anyway. He was definitely added in for political correctness but he had some sick tunes, still waiting for the GRM tune that starts with Ben Beaker productions. Spoiled cunt.
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