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THOUSANDS of pages of House Intel Committee transcripts show just how guilty Trump and his gang really are.

Get ready to grind. Demand justice. It starts and ends with YOU.
I've already torn apart Jared Kushner's 2017 HPSCI interview. Here's what's consistent across all these interviews: Trump's people don't realize they've committed MANY felonies. And so they confess them, willingly.

https://twitter.com/ericgarland/status/1258517018979885058
SIMONA MANGIANTE INTERVIEW, July 18, 2017.

This interview is way more important than I guessed - 222 pages of it! She gives away the whole game. Here's why this matters:
The Mueller Investigation was another two weeks from getting its authorizations from the DOJ, but Rep. Adam Schiff and company (remember, Nunes had to recuse) were conducting interviews.

And the subjects gave up ENORMOUS amounts of info about the conspiracy.
Within a few hours, Pelosi, Heck, Schiff, and Swalwell understand that Trump campaign staffer GEORGE PAPADOPOULOS was working at what was very likely a spy front in London to SET UP A MEETING BETWEEN TRUMP AND PUTIN.

Or any other foreign government.
Turns out, Mangiante claims to have worked at the same place in London as Papadopoulos, connected to Joseph MIFSUD - and they've recently gotten engaged.
The main theme of questioning is about this London institution that had a lot of people whose jobs included setting up meetings between political and business leaders and prominent Russians.
Mangiante apparently believes former Kremlin employee and Roger Stone ally Michael CAPUTO to be connected to the Trump campaign.
This part is wild: Swalwell asks where Mangiante is from. She says Caserta, which is a region just outside of Naples. Then she says was raised there, *then* Rome *and* Naples.

But Naples and Caserta would both be essentially the same metro area... ๐Ÿค”
Hey, you guys ever move anywhere for work? I moved to Washington in 1999.

Any of you not able to narrow down when you moved to another *country?* ๐Ÿง
NO SERIOUSLY - HOW MANY PEOPLE NEED A COPY OF THEIR RESUME IN FRONT OF THEM TO REMEMBER WHEN THEY LIVED IN VARIOUS COUNTRIES?

(Aside from amateur spies with no decent training?)
And what Italian intern doesn't go on a classic St. Petersburg, Russia vacation? I ask you!
Note that "develop foreign contacts" is a pretty specific job responsibility...for a pretty specific job.
Enter the Maltese professor.
Mangiante is recommended to "apply" at the same place PAPADOPOULOS eventually works at while seeking to set up a meeting between TRUMP and PUTIN.
Even Simona Mangiante found Prof. Mifsud very dodgy - which is saying something.
Mifsud is just chillin' in Italy...TRAINING INTELLIGENCE OFFICERS.

As one does before befriending those working on U.S. political campaigns!
So we're not saying Papadopoulos was hanging out with anyone matching THE EXACT PROFILE OF RUSSIAN SPIES, just a Dutch/Swiss lawyer married to a Russian princess (??) at a place that trains intelligence officers.

NORMAL STUFF!
"My old boss, he trains spies. You know. But not me. I am not one!"

Yeah. We can kinda tell you didn't get the actual training. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
Mangiante thought, hey, now that you mention it, maybe Mifsud COULD be a Russian spy! Or whatevs.
"Were you a spy?"
"No."
"Ever get asked to exfiltrate non-public information from European Parliament to people you suspect are Russian spy handlers?"
"Yes, actually!"

Jesus, Mary, and Jehosephat. ๐Ÿ˜‚
CLEAN UP ON AISLE OPSEC ๐Ÿ˜‚

Yo European Parliament, you got some HR issues, yo!
So Russian spies - just so we're clear.

George Papadopoulos shows up not long from now, and hilarity ensues.
And even if your young agent/assets know that you're running a spy front in London - YOU ARE PROBABLY NOT DOING IT RIGHT.

Just sayin'.
So Mangiante is hanging out in London with the spy front, not getting paid, and then George P starts working for the same place around the time he joins THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN.
So here it is: George Papadopoulos worked for the spy handlers while on the Trump Campaign. Standby for dates and more stupidity.
MARCH 2016: Just as Jeff Sessions and company are putting together the "foreign policy team" for Trump, setting up that thing at the Mayflower with the Russians, Papadopoulos rolls into London to work at the spy center.
AHHHH, so March 2016: George Papa is hangin' with the spy handler, meeting Putin's "niece" and talking about HILLARY'S EMAILS?

ISN'T THAT INTERESTING?
SCHIFF: Uh, so you're his almost-wife and you're telling us he was hanging with spies WHILE working on the Trump campaign?

MANGIANTE: Sure!
MANGIANTE: (with syntax much more Borat than Sophia Loren) George wasn't *already* on the Trump foreign policy team officially, he was just *going to be officially named in a couple days* when he was MEETING WITH SPIES. The FBI thing was a kooky mixup!
SWALWELL: Let's make this even dumber - did you do any work on the Brexit thing?

MANGIANTE: Of course!

BECAUSE IT WASN'T KREMLINY ENOUGH! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ–•
BOOM: The spy handler instructed one of the Trump Campaign's employees to make as many Russian contacts as possible - TO ORGANIZE A MEETING BETWEEN TRUMP AND PUTIN.
So George was just working with foreign spies on hooking up Trump and Putin AND acquiring "Hillary's emails" while on the Trump Campaign.

I DON'T KNOW, SEEMS LIKE HOSTILE FOREIGN COLLUSION TO ME.
Totally normal stuff: you're a young political operative in America and you want to impress the candidate. You've already opened a backchannel to EGYPT, naturally you want a backchannel to RUSSIA too!

Doesn't everyone do that?
SCHIFF: Just to be clear, both of these men were colluding their balls off with Russia?

MANGIANTE: It is correct!
How did George Papadopoulos end up on the Trump Campaign? He came over from BEN CARSON'S campaign.
Look who's coordinating Papadopoulos for Trump but HOPE HICKS!
WHOOPS! BAD NEWS FOR BILL BARR'S BULLSHIT NARRATIVE!

Even Simona Mangiante says STEVE BANNON and MICHAEL FLYNN were in touch with George while he was making Russia contacts.
George was also making operational contacts with Japanese and British government officials while working for Trump! Isn't that special!
Mangiante is emphatic - George Papadopoulos, hanging out with what appears to be a Russian spy front, is there to improve relations with Russia *during the campaign.*
They were so dumb, neither realized that this whole "spy backchannel" thing might be illegal.
SCHIFF: Just so I can understand the amount of my luck and the depth of your idiocy, you're saying explicitly George knew the campaign wanted the Putin backchannel?

MANGIANTE: Yay! Yes! Woo-hoo! ๐Ÿ™ƒ
And look, it's MICHAEL FLYNN again.

You know, completely innocent foreign agent moron spy handler Flynn. That asshole.
BREAK TIME! Up next, former DNI JIM CLAPPER. But first, to recap:
- The Trump Campaign sent George Papadopoulos to Europe to make operational contacts through a foreign intelligence officer
- Michael Flynn and Steve Bannon were his contacts from Trump
WE'RE BACK AND THERE ARE MORE HOUSE INTEL TRANSCRIPTS!

JAMES. CLAPPER. Former DNI.

The Intel Sphinx.
Obi-GLOMAR Kenobi.
A *half-century* veteran of intelligence, and a master of saying WILL YOU GET A LOAD OF THESE F**KING TRAITORS in three non-profane words.
Clapper is one of my favorite ever to translate for during live testimony. A master of economy, he suffers zero fools, and currently assesses that the strategic fuck reserve has been depleted. https://twitter.com/ericgarland/status/861682811601907712
On July 17, 2017, DESPITE 55 STRAIGHT YEARS SERVING THIS NATION still came out to help us figure out how he set us on the path to exposing Trump and protecting America.

I hope he's actually retired and relaxing. He earned it.
ROONEY: We're here to pretend to care about our party letting in the agent of a foreign power under the guise of "improving" national security! Also leaks-unmaskings are bad, mkay?
ROONEY: We're not here to uncover criminality, which is everywhere in this Administration and Congress, we simply want MUELLER to investigate it!*

*not really
SCHIFF: Director Clapper, THESE HAVE BEEN THE LONGEST SIX MONTHS OF MY LIFE SINCE YOU LEFT also let's get your view on the traitors!
SCHIFF: My idiot colleague, Rooney, thinks we're here to criticize how many staplers you went through at ODNI, when in fact we're going to tell America about traitors.

Oh, and also about that goddamn June 9 meeting with the Russkis, remember that shit?
WENSTRUP: Hi Jim! I did one tour as a combat surgeon in Iraq! You started flying spy planes for JFK! We're samesies!
WENSTRUP: So, colleague, why didn't you do more about the Russian hacking?

CLAPPER: You're on the f**king House Intel Committee. You should know we don't "do" things, we assess situations so YOU do things. What was your question?
WENSTRUP: Why didn't you write an intel report predicting all the things that happened in 2016? It kind of sounds like your fault...

CLAPPER: Um. We covered it a lot, you asshole.
WENSTRUP: Why didn't you do a crystal ball forecasting intelligence thing?

CLAPPER: I don't know. We're lazy. We forgot our Magic Fucking 8 Ball. Meanwhile, we worked our asses off and produced intel products and then moved heaven and earth for six straight weeks.
WENSTRUP: I don't get it. Why didn't you order a full intel thingee on the future?

CLAPPER: Well. I'm not sure how much fucking louder you want us to yell and not appear to be a fucking SuperPAC and like the Neo-Stasi. Either way, we did a whole lot on your party's treason.
(the red part was redacted, but I treated it like MadLibs and took a guess)
WENSTRUP: Why shouldn't the CIA enter the race for a candidate?

CLAPPER: I don't know. When Obama wore a tan suit you told Americans he was selling the U.S. to ISIS. He was worried you'd take it the wrong way.

WENSTRUP: That's just like your opinion.

CLAPPER: *stares darts*
WENSTRUP: Was Putin successful?

CLAPPER: Hell yes.

WENSTRUP: But you can't prove it.

CLAPPER: Wha?
WENSTRUP: Well, if he didn't change literal vote totals, it's no big deal.

CLAPPER: Oh. It wasn't fucked up and Kremliny enough for you? OK.

WENSTRUP: Jeez, like that matters.

CLAPPER: Some of us think so, dick.
WENSTRUP: Until voters start speaking Russian, I'm not convinced.

CLAPPER: That is clear, moron.
WENSTRUP: So basically, the Intelligence Community Deep State is only sore because TRUMP won. MAGA!!!!

CLAPPER: No. It was more that Russia has attacked our elections for decades, and this time it was an all-out assault with help from traitors. That was the theme for us.
WENSTRUP: You guys were somewhat calm before he won though. Then you were all butthurt.

CLAPPER: Yeah.

(Red = guesses)
WENSTRUP: So the Russians didn't care about one political party or another, they just wanted to attack us! Ha!

CLAPPER: Yes. For 100 years now. Look at you go.
WENSTRUP: But on Dec 5, 2016 you didn't REALLY know if they wanted Trump to win.

CLAPPER: We were still collecting and analyzing intel. We got some killer sources a bit later. Then we knew.
WENSTRUP: WHY WASN'T YOUR INTELLIGENCE PERFECT IN ADVANCE?

CLAPPER: oh fuck off

WENSTRUP: SEE YOU DON'T KNOW THINGS AND STUFF

CLAPPER:
WENSTRUP: Well, it's our job to tell you how to intelligence better.

CLAPPER: Yes. You're a podiatrist and I was piloting intelligence missions when you were 4. I can't wait.
(EG Note: this was Clapper's military CV when he retired in 1995 before going back to the USIC.)
CLAPPER: Well, in an emergency we want to go as fast as we can while also knowing that people might use our products to decide where to put nukes. So it's a balance.

WENSTRUP: Well, *I* would be both fast AND perfect in your job.

CLAPPER:
[REDACTED]

All guesses are best estimates.
[ALSO REDACTED]
ROONEY: So what you said, Gen. Clapper, is that the Russians only got to "second base" with our voting machines, not a home run.

CLAPPER: Perhaps. But IT'S AN UPSETTING TREND, DON'T YOU THINK?
[REDACTED]
ROONEY: What do you think the Russians will do now?

CLAPPER: What, after the greatest intelligence operation in history? Oh, I'm sure they'll quit being Russian and take up knitting. OR KEEP ATTACKING US HARDER, LIKE ALWAYS.
ROONEY: So the Russians will keep doing what Russians do.

CLAPPER: Yes, but harder, since they're more sophisticated and they got Trump into the goddamned White House this way.
ROONEY: So apparently there's no collusion.

CLAPPER: No. I said that as DNI I wasn't an investigator nor had I *received* evidence. BUT THERE WERE RUSSIANS EVERYWHERE so you're not out of the woods.
ROONEY: When you say "campaign" and "Russians" that's not, like, Campaign Campaign?

CLAPPER: Um.

ROONEY: Like, what *is* a Russian, amirite?

CLAPPER: Wha?
ROONEY: When is, like, collusion collusion collusion, you know?

CLAPPER: When does a fucking campaign need to meet with the Russian intelligence services?

"Maybe I'm biased." ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
(EG Note: This is why I love this dude's transcripts. The jagged broadsword of ripping into you is about four words long. "Not a big KGB fan.") ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™
CLAPPER: Violating the Logan Act is bad.

ROONEY: You mean Flynn.

CLAPPER: You *wish* it were only one asshole. It's, um, way more. We nailed all of you.
ROONEY: This isn't going our way, so let's talk about leaks and tapppping Trump Tower.

CLAPPER: Leaks are bad. Always. We prosecute. Get me Snowden. Get me Assange. Prosecute them all.
ROONEY: So leaks are bad.

CLAPPER: Leaks are bad.

ROONEY: OK...um...STEELE DOSSIER!

CLAPPER: Oh that floating turd of a propaganda Op. Sure.
ROONEY: Did you review that work by the journalist guy and Chris Steele.

CLAPPER: It wasn't our product. Of course not.

ROONEY: You didn't even try?

CLAPPER: [REDACTED]
ROONEY: You leaked the Steele Dossier to The Liberal Media!

CLAPPER: You're a low-rent Devin Nunes.

ROONEY: Come on!

CLAPPER: You finished yet, amateur?
ROONEY: When did you learn about Flynn and Kislyak?

CLAPPER: Few days after. What an asshole. I used to run DIA too, but I'm not a traitor.

ROONEY: Yeah...I guess that does look bad.
ROONEY: So did you brief Obama on, like, collusion?

CLAPPER: Well. We report on Russians. Trump was dry humping the Russians. While Obama was POTUS. You do the math.
ROONEY: OK LIKE THEN WHO LEAKED TO THE MEDIA IF IT WASN'T THE PEOPLE WHO WOULD GO TO JAIL IMMEDIATELY FOR IT?

CLAPPER: It's a mystery. Maybe...ask your pals? Not mine. Better luck with your peeps, y'know?
ROONEY: Let's talk unmasking! Isn't unmasking bad?

CLAPPER: No. It lets you know which idiots are playing footsie with hostile spies and terrorists.
CLAPPER: Fun fact - if you don't screw around with spies and terrorists, you don't need to worry about being unmasked! Unless you're a spy. Or terrorist.
SCHIFF: So Putin wanted Trump.

CLAPPER: Yup.

SCHIFF: Because obviously.

CLAPPER: Yuuuuup.
CLAPPER: Yup. Putin didn't like Hillary, and they own Trump, so hey.

SCHIFF: Which they would like, the ownership thing.
CLAPPER: The Russians don't like sanctions.

SCHIFF: And they love having a bitch.

CLAPPER: Yup.
SCHIFF: Yup, they love their RuMob bitch.

CLAPPER: Adorable little bitch.

SCHIFF: And you don't mess with the Mob's money.

CLAPPER: Nope, they hate that.
(EG Note: If you'll indulge me, on Dec 11, 2016, while we were *all* freaking, I took my best guess and wrote the "Game Theory" thread. It's kinda wild to see two guys at the highest level reflecting what I thought they believed about Russia.

OK I'm done. Thanks.)
[REDACTED]
SCHIFF: So these morons keep trying to trap you with "you" didn't have "evidence," thus there's no collusion. Care to take a swing?

CLAPPER: Yeah. My point was that *Comey and Mueller* have evidence before I do, and you're fucked long before *I* see it as DNI.

SCHIFF: ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
SCHIFF: OMG you remember Comey's testimony in March 2017 when Nunes almost cried?

CLAPPER: Epic!

SCHIFF: Did you know about Crossfire Hurricane?

CLAPPER: Just the money part, OMG what losers. Hey, where is Devin, tending the cows today? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
SCHIFF: Just since this is a transcript, for our audience at home, remind them that just because FBI doesn't tell you about an investigation doesn't mean they haven't caught a scumbag.

CLAPPER: They play close to the chest, even with us. Gotta love 'em. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
SCHIFF: OK man, let's talk The Dossier. It wasn't an IC product but it wasn't necessarily wrong, was it? Like, there could indeed be collusion!

CLAPPER: Indeed!

SCHIFF: Or the part about them not liking Clinton.

CLAPPER: Or that part. Right.
SCHIFF: And that bit in The Dossier about Russian dirt on Clinton for sanctions relief, that sounds like the June 9, 2016 meeting, right?

CLAPPER: Yup! Just about!
SCHIFF: So. About Flynn and Kislyak. The Russians got sanctioned but they didn't even flinch.

CLAPPER: Yup. It was really weird. Until we found out why. And then it made sense. Treasony, obvious sense.
[REDACTED]
SCHIFF: So Flynn got unmasked on a FISA with the Russians.

CLAPPER: Yeah ya think?

SCHIFF: Because that's how that happens.

CLAPPER: Yeah. Dude did SIGINT forever too. What the hell is wrong with that guy?
SCHIFF: Big mystery! They have a Russian Mob bitch as president-elect and aren't worried about sanctions. GOSH, WHY NOT?

CLAPPER: Took us 3 whole femtoseconds to solve the riddle.

SCHIFF: I mean, you think?

CLAPPER: Well, our best guess! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ–•
[REDACTED]
SCHIFF: And they are bitching about unmasking - can you believe it? As if you making plans to overturn the current president's policies WON'T GET YOU NOTICED? Morons.

CLAPPER: Mouthbreathing dolts.

SCHIFF: Oh and, "But muh leaks!"

CLAPPER: I just can't. These people.
SCHIFF: How about the guy who maybe worked with Flynn who just committed suicide with a helium tank?
CLAPPER: What's crazy is that people don't realize that Russian intel services actually compete in the field - maybe even against each other. Left hand doesn't know what the right is doing, and might kill it, like in Afghanistan.

SCHIFF: [REDACTED]

CLAPPER: [REDACTED]
More where that came from.

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