my brother's flexing in the mirror and i told him "you don't even have a chest" and he said "they're still bigger than yours" anyways you're all invited to attend my funeral next week cause i've been murdered

he keeps saying "we can measure them rn i have tape measure i'll put money on it" how do i tell him i'm already dead just let me rest in peace

he's actually getting tape measure lord help me please i will never insult anyone ever again just let this go