my brother& #39;s flexing in the mirror and i told him "you don& #39;t even have a chest" and he said "they& #39;re still bigger than yours" anyways you& #39;re all invited to attend my funeral next week cause i& #39;ve been murdered

he keeps saying "we can measure them rn i have tape measure i& #39;ll put money on it" how do i tell him i& #39;m already dead just let me rest in peace

he& #39;s actually getting tape measure lord help me please i will never insult anyone ever again just let this go