Was feeling stressed, so I made myself a cup of tea and snuggled up on the sofa. My wonderful cat comes over and starting headbutting me for attention

Everything was starting to feel good again UNTIL MY CAT HEADBUTTS ME WITH THE POWER OF ZEUS.

NEWLY BOILED TEA GOES EVERYWHERE

BUT MOSTLY ALL OVER MY CHEST.

MY BOOBS TURN INTO TWO BEACONS OF MOLTEN LAVA.

EVERYTHING HURTS.

I HAVE MADE A BRA OF ICE LOLLIES TO EASE MY PAIN.

IT ISN'T WORKING.

Pray for me.

And now she just sits above me. Admiring her dirty work. Bitch.