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Bts as a basic white family at christmas dinner - a thread
Yoongi- Drunk asf granpa
-sits in the corner thinking about the war
-has had 6+ bottles of beer
-teaches ur little brother swear words
-sits in the corner thinking about the war
-has had 6+ bottles of beer
-teaches ur little brother swear words
Jimin - Rich aunt
-married an old rich guy and is probably plotting his death
-has slept with ur ex
-"i got you a lil something!" *hands you 80 bucks*
-married an old rich guy and is probably plotting his death
-has slept with ur ex
-"i got you a lil something!" *hands you 80 bucks*
Taehyung- the fun uncle
-probably gay but no one rlly knows
-has travelled across europe 5+ times
-speaks fluent french, italian, spanish, greek, english, polish, and is learning german
-wears berets a lot
-probably gay but no one rlly knows
-has travelled across europe 5+ times
-speaks fluent french, italian, spanish, greek, english, polish, and is learning german
-wears berets a lot
Jungkook- the annoying cousin
-"do u hv games on ur phone?"
-will cry if u take the last corn bread
-stares at you
-"do u hv games on ur phone?"
-will cry if u take the last corn bread
-stares at you
Namjoon- that one black guy
-married into the family
-wants to leave
-has to explain to ur little cousin that he CANNOT say the n word atleast 10 times
-married into the family
-wants to leave
-has to explain to ur little cousin that he CANNOT say the n word atleast 10 times
Jin- republican grandma
-carries a gun
-cooked all the food and will take it away if you dont say thank you
-gives you a trump hat for christmas
-carries a gun
-cooked all the food and will take it away if you dont say thank you
-gives you a trump hat for christmas
Hoseok- the cool ???
-cousin? Uncle? Who knows but hes here
-constanly brags abt being 1/8 native american
-you only see him every 5 years but hes awesome
-wears a lot of unnecasary jewlery
-cousin? Uncle? Who knows but hes here
-constanly brags abt being 1/8 native american
-you only see him every 5 years but hes awesome
-wears a lot of unnecasary jewlery
-End of thread-
This was so dumb pls dont get offended
This was so dumb pls dont get offended