Boris only said you’re allowed to drive places go for picnics & unlimited exercises etc so that you have to spend more on petrol, diesel, snacks etc to contribute to the economy please don’t be fooled your health is not in the best interest of this government lol
Not that it’s a bad thing because a stagnant economy won’t help anyone especially the working class but in reality if he had just put stricter measures in place from the get go we wouldn’t have this issue and we’d have seen a drastic improvement but I guess it’s all too late now
This is the equivalent of teachers in school saying “I’m not going to give you a seating plan you can sit next to your friends but do some work” some people did their work and talked other people threw scissors at each other & did fuck all sadly the public’s full of the latter
But here’s the plot twist the whole class is competing with other classes Italy & China have already done their presentation so all we had to do was do the things they didn’t and take the prize but we acc flopped because people didn’t wanna contribute and the teacher is a donut
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